An open letter to Riccardo Tisci and Givenchy

OMG YOU KNOW I AM HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW SHIT OH MY GOD FUCKING SHIT I LOVE RICCARDO TISCI SHIT I LOVE GIVENCHY DID YOU SEE ALL THE FANTASTIC FABULOUS JACKETS AND OH MY FUCKING GOD THE HIGH WAISTED TROUSERS OH DEAR OH NO OH DEAR OH MY I WAS WATCHING THE VOGUEDOTCOM VIDEO WITH TIM BLANKS AT THE GIVENCHY SHOW AND ALL THE CLOTHES ARE FUCKING FABULOUS I LITERALLY CREAMED MY TROUSERS OH MY GOD EVEN MY MUSIC IDOL MALCOLM MCLAREN WAS THERE IT’S FUNNY HOW THEY ALL USED THE WORD MONUMENTAL LIKE FOURHUNDREDTHOUSANDSIXHUNDREDANDFIFTYFIVE TIMES TO DESCRIBE THE COLLECTION I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT THE WHITE JACKET AND THE BLACK JACKET IS SO ME OH MY GOD SHIT RICKY TISCI PLEASE LET ME BORROW THEM I WILL WEAR THEM HERE IN THE THIRD WORLD LIKE A BICH IN HEAT WHO CARES ABOUT 37 DEGREES CELCIUS WHEN I’M DYING IN GIVENCHY’S FABULOUS SPLENDOR ALL SMASHING AND SENSATIONAL LOOKIN GOOD FEELING GREAT.

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and breathe.

Over and out.

P.S. Will you let me run my hands all over your chest? If you throw in one of those pink frilly dresses, I might (though not guaranteed), I might, give your balls a little tender fondling fondling.

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