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Third world represent! I found this little baby online but I’m still waiting for any of my generous Nueva Yorker minions to scan the real thing (paper edition always beats the online version, hands-down). The list is fucking amazing — I’m the only one who’s NOT in the USA. Is that a sign that I should pack my bags and move where the grass is greener? *sigh* One can only dream eh? Imagine the opportunities that will come my way if I get my brown ass in Nueva York or Hell-A.

New York Post

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It’s been ONE HECK OF A WILD RIDE the past few years and only time can tell where I’m heading. My website is all I have and it’s all I’ve got to offer. In any case, thank you, thank you, thank you and THANK YOU for all the support and the hatred! Thank you for praising me and thank you for trashing me. Thanks, everybody, for helping me turn into a stronger person. Yay me!

It’s not exactly a full-page feature but what the heck, who am I to complain! I’m the only third world ho-bag who made it on the list.

Besides, you know what they say — save the best for last.

The thought of having hundreds of thousands of people stroke my little jewel down there as they turn to another page is PRICELESS.

All you need is an internet connection and a dream indeed. In my case, LOTS of DREAMS!

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Email me and tell me you love me! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all, as always!

P.S. Here’s my resume. If you have a fabulous job lined up for me, let me know. Can I just say I’m good at giving blowjobs? kthxbye

PPSS. Thanks, m1lk for the photos! I can’t wait to get my copy in the mail!

PPPSSS. New York, check. London, check (coming soon; can’t wait for the magazine feature to come out!!! I’m soo nervous lol). Next stops: Paris and Milan. =)