Weekend Pictionary Primetime/Black + White (BIGGEST PICTIONARY EVAR!)

Pictionary Primetime/Black + White

Y'all have seen photos of me over the years and it really is rare for me to wear white. I don't like white. In fact, I despise the colour white with a passion. The only time I'll take white is when it's served in the form of a human cock, shoved right up my ass. Why do I hate the colour that symbolises cleanliness, freshness and purity? Because I'm a dirty, filthy slut, that's why.

White also makes me look fat, too. Oh and people in the third world usually wear white to funerals. Well, the ones with money usually do. Remember that actor named Rico Yan who apparently died by choking in his sleep? Bitch please, we all know he died from a drug overdose. Rule number #1 when taking ecstasy: take a shitload of ketamine towards the end of the trip. It's better to hallucinate than palpitate! God I am soo old. Thank god I'm sober. I certainly don't miss that shit. Anywayyyy enough third world showbiz hoolabaloo. Most of you won't have a clue what I'm talking about. I'll spare you from a round of verbal diarrhea and let's play pictionary instead. IF YOU'RE A DIALUP USER, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO WAIT 10 LONG YEARS. IT'S ALL WORTH IT THOUGH.

I'll keep it simple and straightforward. The only thing you'll see after the jump are pictures of me mincing around town wearing black... and white! Believe it or not, it only took around 5 minutes to take ALL of these photos. Beautiful eh? Let me know what you think, okaaaaaaaay?

(God... am I on a fucking roll or what?)

Shirt from Boudicca, trousers from Gucci, sunglasses (vintage), hat by Mich Dulce, black whatever thing from Topshop and shoes from Lanvin.

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