Slut of the day: Birthday Greetings from Norway [MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK/FOR GAYS OR GIRLS ONLY. NO STRAIGHT MALES!!!!!]

Written By bryanboy

Slut of the day: Birthday Greetings from Norway

*I* should be the slut of the day because it’s my birthday… and my "gifts" are pouring in! Keep em’ coming. I WANT MORE MORE MORE! I don’t care where you’re from, what your gender or sexuality is, whether you’re fat or thinspirational, high net-worth or financially incapacitated, wonderfully well-hung or totally inadequate. It’s the presents that count, not the thought. Did I make any sense? Anyway.

Here’s one for all my girl fans and my faggot readers. Because I like to share my presents to peasants like yourself, why not share to you one of the gifts I got from Norway? Take it from my newfound boy toy who I shall name "Stephanie". He’s from this little bumfuck town of 15,000 people up in the arctic circle — who the hell knew my faggotry reached that far? I’ll show you in the map later.


How nifty! he even chose the colour pink!

At first glance, Stephanie looks like the boor next door type of person with pale skin that hasn’t seen the light of day (literally), dark hair, blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda.

Click click click click click!

This is his little town up north.

This is him with shorter hair. He uses the name "Stephanie" whenever he plays female characters on online games. Go figure!

Well hello there!

I had to cover the thing down there cause I made a personal rule that I am NOT gonna show genitalia on my website given the fact that prepubescent kids read my blog.

Unless of course such genitalia belong to Hollywood celebs then I’m willing to make an exception.

And here’s a present from him me to me you!

Daddy!

Gawd I’m such a pervert. I sold my soul to satan a looooooooooooooong time ago.

You do the math. If that’s my present from Norway… I wonder what it would be if it came from, say, Sweden, Venezuela, Russia, Kenya, Nigeria, Turkey and well, the Philippines.

Hah!

Keep your pen0rses to yourself!!! I don’t need to see em!!!! Hahaha! ;)

P.S. Happy happy happy birthday to my British blog buddy in Malaysia, Shaolintiger!

38 Comments

  1. OH my fuck! ..
    how would a guy so far remote get to look like that? .. do they have gyms there? .. or did he get like that from all the fish mongering he does?
    better question .. why would a guy that fra up north want to look like that?

  2. Well nice present!
    @ Dan – Well Norway is different from other countries where remoted areas dont have access to gyms or other stuff the 21st century can offer. You’ll be surprised that small towns have those.
    It is actually a part of decentralisation. Since our government here encourages people to live on different areas, to spread out across the country so the cities wouldnt be so congested with people. It is quite an expensive policy but anyway Norway is rich. Also you always see people wherever you go in Norway.

  3. joyeaux anniversaire BB!! lol
    gawd… what’re his contact details?.. lol

  4. bryangirl

    OH MY FUCKING HELL COCKSUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK ! HELL NO! HEEEELLLLL NO ! NO ! NO ! NO!
    BRYANBOY U DO NOT GET TO HAVE ALL THE HOT ONES. HE’S SO FUCKING HOT ! MOTHER F*!!!!
    IT’S LIKE HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY. IT’S SO UBER HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
    OH NO OH NO….. IM CREAMING IN ME PANTS NOW. I WANT HIS GIANT COCK ALL OVER ME !!
    HUGE BEAUTIFUL TOOL. YES ! BIG TOOL FOR ME!

  5. thundy84

    That’s one hot Norwegian!! *drool*
    Sigena, pakita mo yong picture. Or pakipadala na lang. ^_^v LoL! *whistles innocently*

  6. Girllllll

    OH MAN. Wow, I usually think most guys that pose and stuff are so stupid, because they rarely have much to impress me.. But this guy is hot! :o wawaweewa..

  7. dreamerboy

    Happy bday Bryan! This guy is SOO FUCKING GORGEOUS!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE email me the uncensored version of that pic! I would DIE to see this stud in all his glory!!! He looks so hung!! Love ya!!

  8. Happy Birthday gorgeous, I love you! Even though you suck at replying to mail and stuff, bastard.

  9. Dude, he’s hot-t-t-t-t!
    and since you obsess about thinspiration: if you eat celery, just celery with nothing else…it ends up burning more calories to digest than what is taken up by the body. so eating just celery would be ideal for slimming down…however, the breath would be another story.

  10. bb, happy b-day!!! sorry, but i have been so busy lately that i have been remiss at wishing u a happy 17th (again!!!).

  11. olander badaso 4rm ph

    god damn, i should have considered your warning before continuing. I got a hard on here in comlab and my professor almost got me!

  12. Have a Happy b-day. You deserve everything you got, you are getting and will be getting. You are bound to live forever as you are Universally loved! Semper Fidelis!

  13. Aw come on BRB! Another product of photoshopped picture of a man with a bulge!
    Do you, you, you think u can fool us!! HAHhHhHhHh

  14. happy birthday…
    well atleast you’ve got sumthin for your bday! **wink**wink

  15. Mother Therese

    My heart broke with a pang of melancholy when I read this post. What is this boy to do up there in the north? Roll around in the arctic snow? Is his undeniable sexiness which is only going to last for another 4 more years before he gets fat on vodka and schnaps going to go to waste, isolated as he is in his little Norwegian log cabin? With no one around, except the odd moose? How I long to reenact Wham’s Last Christmas video with him. I’m thinking furry boots, 80s ski jumpsuits, nordic tans, chapped lips and lots of frolicking in the snow… He would have to lose the glasses though and the pervy webcam habits…

  16. “manong bryanboy” pls send me a copy of the uncensored pics of that infamous “hunk” pls. pls. pls……..
    i’m DYING to see them………

  17. jorjian

    hey gurlie, i really don’t know that norweigians are so so hhhoooot,
    pls send me his the pic as well, just curious anyway.
    bryan boi you’re so fabuloso!!!

  18. I would kill for the uncensored pics! Does this boy have a myspace we could stalk? :P

  19. Gaylife4me

    WOW , now does he know how much money he can make in porn?????? And just as an boom operator …….life is so unfair…..why are the the cute one so far way?

  20. palmsout

    oooooooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggg bryanboy I will DIE without the uncensored pics of Stef!!!!!

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