Slut of the Century

Boy did I hit the jackpot on this one. We all know I like boys who are slim but every once in a while, I’d do something athletic. Close your eyes for a moment and imagine what Europe would be like if Adolf Hitler had it his way. Anyone wanna buy me first class tickets to Germany?

It’s raining men allelujah! Thought I’d share my newfound discovery — the father of my future child!

Legs wide open boys and girls!

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