36 Comments

  1. slutboitoi

    the “real” is perfect, the “ideal” is so fucking horrible and the “suicide” is sooo hot! lol

  2. Your arms are looking much better recently, i’d LOVE it if you posted some before and after shots from your lipodissolve treatments!

  3. You know…if you really have body dysmorphia issues, you should get some help. If you don’t, you shouldn’t joke about it quite so much. It’s really getting a bit stale. You need a new gimmick. You’re far too interesting and talented to keep banging this one-note drum. I love a good bitchy laugh as much as the next guy, but those photos are pretty appalling.

  4. The real one if perfect and the ideal makes me want to vomit!the suicie one just doesnt fit you at all.stay the same and be happy bryan

  5. hey Bryan why don’t you go ask some of the bums that die from starvation right on the streets of Manila how THEY get the look you crave… I’d have to agree with the first comment, YOU should be above this body issue thing (how many of your minions REALLY beleive you’re still a teen, anyway)… just put on the damn clothes and enjoy how pretty you look in those amazing frocks!!! LOVE the diamond print!

  6. Mitchell

    Since when did they tear all the buildings down in Auschwitz and move them from Poland to the Phillippines? I like you just the way you are Bryan–old and fat. ;0)

  7. i love you bb but none of them fits you. Even the real one because it doesnt fit with your head. Your head looks way too damn big. And it doesnt look proportion. baboosh bitches!

  8. hmm,, the “ideal” is so fucking ass ugly!
    i luv u being “suicide”
    hahahah!
    hotness!

  9. is the “REAL” photo real? no edits?
    gosh you have such a big head, a muscular swimmer’s flaps but a nice waist

  10. dreamerboy

    As a gay man, the real is too damn thin, the ideal makes me want to vomit because you look like you have either anorexia and/or some horrific illness, and the suicide is HOT! I would only fuck the suicide one.

  11. OH MY GOD U LOOK SO MUCH SKINNIER NOW
    PLS PLS PLS TELL US HOW U LOST THE WEIGHT??
    WAS IT THE 246 DIET OR IT”S JUST THE GOOL OLD COKE???
    PLS PLS PLS TELL ME!!!!!!

  12. bryangirl

    BRYAN
    DONT LIE.
    YOU ARENT THAT THIN.
    THE REAL IS SO PHOTOSHOPPED
    THE REAL IS SO PHOTOSHOPPED
    THE REAL IS SO PHOTOSHOPPED
    COMPARE THAT TO THE PICTURE U POSTED
    FOR “LUNCH ANYONE”
    YOU WERE SO MUCH FATTER THERE.
    YOU ARE NATURALLY FAT SO PLEASE…
    YOU ARENT THAT SKINNY AND YOU
    WOULDNT LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT BECAUSE U LOVE
    FOOD.

  13. Come on, Bryan! Not even the “Real” photo is real. There’s a telltale Photoshop blur around your face. Fess up! Did you give yourself cheekbones?

  14. Marikina

    FAKE ARMS!!!!!! Please bryan, we are not stupid, LOSE THE PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!! real with those arms? AT ALL!!!!! you arms “in real life” look HUGEEEEEEE and you know it.

  15. Marikina

    FAKE ARMS!!!!!! Please bryan, we are not stupid, LOSE THE PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!! real with those arms? AT ALL!!!!! you arms “in real life” look HUGEEEEEEE and you know it.

  16. I like the real one..although I’m not convinced they’re REAL REAL…Well, it doesn’t matter… I still love you!!!

  17. Bryan , u need Ronald to fuck your ass with his Big Mac & send u gifts of Happy Meals & yes the toys are edible also , so are the children , just get eating !

  18. ggrr..u don’t have to lose a lot of weight anymore! ur slimmer than the slim bryanboy! believe me..u look like a scary skinny if u wud push through ur said “ideal”…

  19. anna de cosmo

    Bryan Boy,
    You are a great writer…really funny, really gifted. Amazing timing. So if you die of heart failure like the two ana Uraguayan models who passed form organ failure earlier this year, i’ll be sad. You look amazing with actual flesh. Don’t fear it. I’d like you to live so I an keep reading your camp horror stories. And if my opinion ounts for this I am the author of the most amazing book on HANDBAGS ever written (HANDBAGS POWER OF THE PURSE WORKMAN PUBLISHING http://www.workman.com).
    I had an eating disorder in my 20s and now I have a child, i have to be healthy to sustain him. Laugh at my earnest concern if you like but you will lose none of your hi with a buff physique. Get off the broccoli bith and try A Penang Curry Noodle.
    Love Anna
    PS Allegra Versace is dying.

  20. Natalia

    single you are a stupid skeleton…you must visit a psychiatrist.
    ¬°ESTAS MUY LOQUICO!

  21. oh my god u look sick in the real pic. u look u grew up in north korea with nothing to eat. do u have a chrinic bronchitis or asthma? stop corrupting people on what is ideal… the “suicide” pic is the ideal in the real world honey….

  22. Bryanboy please you are too skinny. I would never call anyone ana who dosent really look ana, but you are beeeeyond ana BRYAN. You hear that? If u read bergdorfs blondes you know what I mean, beeeeyond!

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