Priorities & Commitment

Written By bryanboy

032907_pillsPriorities & Commitment

Am I terrible for worrying about what to wear because I plan (not yet confirmed) on going to this year’s Philippine Blog Awards tonight when my mum’s having surgery later this afternoon? Hysterectomy or something. Pre-cancer if you must know. Blah blah blah, yaddi yaddi yadda. Enough about her and more about me. Who knows if I’m gonna win an award. Wish me (and my mum) some luck! I can totally picture it now if I win that thing — my acceptance speech would be something like: "People often thank people whenever they get awards but in my case, the only person I’ll thank is myself so yeah, thank me. Thank me, me, me, me, me and nobody else but me. I love you all! Baboosh!"

BTW, I went to the shop yesterday to check some pills. I found those chlorophyll capsules I mentioned earlier. Who knew these little green capsules have a lot of benefits? Apparently, chlorophyll is good for your skin and your body. It acts like an internal body refreshener/detoxifyer — it helps eliminate perspiration odors, body odors, bad breath, etc. It also cleans your liver and blood.

One thing that caught my eye though is this: "UNIVERSAL FAT BURNERS" by Universal Nutrition. I swear to mother fucking god, these pills occupied an ENTIRE shelf. They come in different varieties but I picked the one they stocked most, which is the blue and yellow one (pictured below). I mean, if they carry a shitload of this thing then surely it must be popular and a lot of people buy it, no?

Do you have any experiences with these Universal Fat Burner pills? Are they effective? Answers on a postcard silvous plait. I need to lose 15-20 more pounds! Losing weight is a good oh I dunno… outlet? Oh.. and please spare me from the druggie comments. No, I won’t take clenbuterol (sp?) or ephedrine. It’s no secret I’m clean and sober as a cupcake and I made a promise that I’m not gonna take anything that would buy me a membership to tweakers anonymous.

10 Comments

  1. hey, I use that before, but that time I was bulking myself out for a bodybuilding stuff tho,,
    anywa, it’s nice, there are lotsa supplement, include L-Carnitine and stuff,,
    u should try it B!

  2. I’m guessing that they’re NOT effective, especially not for actually losing weight. Just because lots of people buy something doesn’t guarantee its effectiveness; look at organised religion! ;)

  3. It was so nice finally meeting the legend , and my idol ( you ), awhile ago! :) Hope your mom’s okay :) Congrats! :) Well well deserved. :)

  4. David Aneikee

    Those Chlorophyll pills will give you cramping, diarrhea and wilm turn your poop to green. Tried it, I took the lowest dosage but still ended up going to the bathroom up to 6 times per day. Made my poop too watery. Give it a week or two, let’s see if you”ll catch these adverse effects. May work for some people, definitely not me.

  5. I tried eating Reductil, some medicine apparently will control ur appetite! Lose 10kgs in 2 months! Maybe u can try that…

  6. Well i gotta admit that i use fat burners I’m like u, i wanna lose abut 20 pounds but actually , my personal trainer told me that if i consume these kind of pills im gonna lose weight for sure but i gotta compense with exercise (especially in abs area and hips)cuz if u dont, my old friend flabbiness appears even if I use lab series ab rescue.
    So I recomend u the best diet ever for me:
    before breakfast:
    green tea and one pill of fat burners (20 minutes later )-> One pill of vitamin c, (or fruit like lemon or orange) and one glass of milk extra light.
    (U GOTTA DRINK 3 LTS OF GREEN TEA)
    OR THERMOGENICS (YES THEY WORK SO WELL , U CAN FIND THERMOGENICS WHIT LEMON TEA AND PEACH TEA I THINK)
    about 12 pm.. JELLO
    ABOUT 2:30 OTHER PILL OF FAT BURNER
    ABOYT 3 PM.. ONE CARROT AND ONE TOMATOE
    ABOUT 6 PM ONE CUP OF COFFE
    ABOYT 9 PM OTHER PILL OF FAT BURNER
    U GOTTA TAKE 3 PILLS PER DAY SO THEY WORK BETTER.
    ON WEEKENDS U CAN DRINK BUT I ONLY DRINK J&b CUZ IS LIGHTER THAN ANY OTHER DRINK
    BUT IF DRINK TOO MUCH OR EAT TO MUCH ON WEEKENDS U CAN SMOKE COKE YEAH COKE
    I HOPE IT WORKS FOR U

  7. Take chlorophyll pills from Standard Process. they do help and I have had no side effects.

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