032907_pillsPriorities & Commitment

Am I terrible for worrying about what to wear because I plan (not yet confirmed) on going to this year’s Philippine Blog Awards tonight when my mum’s having surgery later this afternoon? Hysterectomy or something. Pre-cancer if you must know. Blah blah blah, yaddi yaddi yadda. Enough about her and more about me. Who knows if I’m gonna win an award. Wish me (and my mum) some luck! I can totally picture it now if I win that thing — my acceptance speech would be something like: "People often thank people whenever they get awards but in my case, the only person I’ll thank is myself so yeah, thank me. Thank me, me, me, me, me and nobody else but me. I love you all! Baboosh!"

BTW, I went to the shop yesterday to check some pills. I found those chlorophyll capsules I mentioned earlier. Who knew these little green capsules have a lot of benefits? Apparently, chlorophyll is good for your skin and your body. It acts like an internal body refreshener/detoxifyer — it helps eliminate perspiration odors, body odors, bad breath, etc. It also cleans your liver and blood.

One thing that caught my eye though is this: "UNIVERSAL FAT BURNERS" by Universal Nutrition. I swear to mother fucking god, these pills occupied an ENTIRE shelf. They come in different varieties but I picked the one they stocked most, which is the blue and yellow one (pictured below). I mean, if they carry a shitload of this thing then surely it must be popular and a lot of people buy it, no?

Do you have any experiences with these Universal Fat Burner pills? Are they effective? Answers on a postcard silvous plait. I need to lose 15-20 more pounds! Losing weight is a good oh I dunno… outlet? Oh.. and please spare me from the druggie comments. No, I won’t take clenbuterol (sp?) or ephedrine. It’s no secret I’m clean and sober as a cupcake and I made a promise that I’m not gonna take anything that would buy me a membership to tweakers anonymous.