OH FUCK IT!!!!!!

Written By bryanboy

OH FUCK IT!!!!

I was going to write this kick-ass piece about stretch marks on butt cheeks but I can’t, for the life of god, find this really terrible and disgusting picture of me wearing a Jeremy Scott hat, an ankle-length leopard print fur coat AND Gucci psychedelic floral print speedo-cut trunks many many many wears ago, back in the dark ages when I used to weigh 90 pounds. I spent the entire night rummaging through this ginormous antique wooden baul (I don’t know the english word for it… trunk????) where I keep all my old photos and other deadly sins but no, I just couldn’t find it.

UGHHHH I’m soo fucking pissed.

It’s 8:30AM, I’ve been up all night. I’m starving like an Ethiopian but I’m fatter than a Texan.

I think I’ll have a green apple, pop a valium and try to go to sleep.

P.S. IT SUCKS BEING FAT!!!!! I HATE IT! I FUCKING hATE IT! I NEED TO LOSE 20 POUNDS FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!

5 Comments

  1. olander badaso 4rm ph

    yeah I agree with deeyou. I too had stretch marks in my ass it disgusts me

  2. bb, stretch marks on ur ass??? didja sit on the washington monument??? or the sears tower??? or the twin towers b4 they fell??? u kno what u need??? lots of tawas!!! hahahahaha!!!

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