Click click click if you’re into the whole ‘current events’ news hostage crisis whatever drama nonsense otherwise, it’s best to skip this entry. Trust me, sometimes, it’s best to play blind. I am NOT gonna litter my beautiful and fabulous homepage with nasty third world crap.

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LADIES!!! WATCH CNN (ASIA) RIGHT NOW!!! THERE’S A HOSTAGE CRISIS WHATEVER GOING ON RIGHT NOW HERE IN THE CESSPIT OF THE THIRD WORLD… A BUS FILLED WITH CHILDREN.

32 children AND 2 teachers.

GOD. HOW TERRIBLE! I DON’T WATCH TV BUT HELL, THAT OLD MAN ANDERSON COOPER IS FUCKING HOT!

(I was doing my thing here on the computer then my m

Comment:um went ballistic/screaming in her room….)

WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD NOW! YOU’LL SEE HOW FUCKING NASTY MY COUNTRY IS.

Loves it. Soo fabulous!

P.S. I’m telling you… I’m HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER THAT CAME OUT OF THE THIRD WORLD.

(Edit – 10:45AM: Should I pop a pill and just go to sleep or should I take a shower and get a mani/pedi?)

(Edit – 10:47AM: There’s like armed men everywhere… with grenades!)

(Edit - 10:50AM: Here you go… it’s on the news etc. GOD I’M SOOO PISSED. THIS CRAP WILL TOTALLY OVERSHADOW MY MEELS CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!)

(Edit – 11:05AM: I’m bored. Post comments and tell me how you’re extremely well-hung and your cock is as thick as my wrists)

(Edit – 11:09AM: Caption this. Take note of my outfit… and one of our maids’ outfits — an UZI tee!!!)

(Edit – 11:15AM: Mars, you are full of shit. Isn’t it wayy past your bedtime in Illinois?)

*Don’t you just love this??? It’s soo interactive innit?*

(Edit – 11:19AM: Hmm. I’m not really into sweaty cocks. Sweaty cocks smell icky. Here’s something for the guys — put your hand in the space right in between your balls and your leg. Count 1 to 10. Then sniff your fingers. Tell me what your hand smells like.)

(Edit – 11:20AM: The one in meggings. Duh!)

(Edit – 11:22AM: Mars… don’t you have respect towards the elderly? I don’t think Mrs. Granny Bee would appreciate your little devious plan. She’s up for the injectables alright… but anything else beyond that… well…)

(Edit – 11:27AM: Mars… Mrs. Granny Bee lost interest with the cock because she got herself some anal warts from her last visit to the local gloryhole.)

(Hostage Update – 11:31AM: Some actor/politician is now having a little moment/negotiating with the armed men…. which makes you wonder… is this hostage crisis for real? Or perhaps they just staged this event in order for him to look good? Bah!)

(Edit – 11:34AM: Mars…. cum into my ass?)

(Edit – 11:34AM: Elaine… yep :))

(Edit – 11:37AM: Mars… Welcome to the third world sweetie. I’m 100% sure this hostage crisis is fabricated. It’s election season here! LOL)

(Edit – 11:39AM: Mars… What’s your cd4 count? jealous much of my neg status?)

(Edit – 11:42AM: Isn’t Iekeliene Stange gorgeous? God she’s soo beautiful. Photo courtesy of Sonnnnnnnnyyy)

(Edit – 11:44AM: Mars you dirty cumslut you better add me on MySpace if you have one! How old are you anyway? 65?)

(Edit – 11:51AM: Hmm this is weird. Am I really talking to someone or am I talking to myself?)

(Edit  – 11:55AM: I think I’m off to bed. It’s almost 12noon. I’ve been up all night!! Keep in touch mkkkay???)