HOSTAGE IN THE THIRD WORLD NOW!

Written By bryanboy

Click click click if you’re into the whole ‘current events’ news hostage crisis whatever drama nonsense otherwise, it’s best to skip this entry. Trust me, sometimes, it’s best to play blind. I am NOT gonna litter my beautiful and fabulous homepage with nasty third world crap.

wa[Developing story… I’ll update this page often so if I were you, refresh refresh refresh every now and then.]

LADIES!!! WATCH CNN (ASIA) RIGHT NOW!!! THERE’S A HOSTAGE CRISIS WHATEVER GOING ON RIGHT NOW HERE IN THE CESSPIT OF THE THIRD WORLD… A BUS FILLED WITH CHILDREN.

32 children AND 2 teachers.

GOD. HOW TERRIBLE! I DON’T WATCH TV BUT HELL, THAT OLD MAN ANDERSON COOPER IS FUCKING HOT!

(I was doing my thing here on the computer then my m

Comment:um went ballistic/screaming in her room….)

WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD NOW! YOU’LL SEE HOW FUCKING NASTY MY COUNTRY IS.

Loves it. Soo fabulous!

P.S. I’m telling you… I’m HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER THAT CAME OUT OF THE THIRD WORLD.

(Edit – 10:45AM: Should I pop a pill and just go to sleep or should I take a shower and get a mani/pedi?)

(Edit – 10:47AM: There’s like armed men everywhere… with grenades!)

(Edit - 10:50AM: Here you go… it’s on the news etc. GOD I’M SOOO PISSED. THIS CRAP WILL TOTALLY OVERSHADOW MY MEELS CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!)

(Edit – 11:05AM: I’m bored. Post comments and tell me how you’re extremely well-hung and your cock is as thick as my wrists)

(Edit – 11:09AM: Caption this. Take note of my outfit… and one of our maids’ outfits — an UZI tee!!!)

(Edit – 11:15AM: Mars, you are full of shit. Isn’t it wayy past your bedtime in Illinois?)

*Don’t you just love this??? It’s soo interactive innit?*

(Edit – 11:19AM: Hmm. I’m not really into sweaty cocks. Sweaty cocks smell icky. Here’s something for the guys — put your hand in the space right in between your balls and your leg. Count 1 to 10. Then sniff your fingers. Tell me what your hand smells like.)

(Edit – 11:20AM: The one in meggings. Duh!)

(Edit – 11:22AM: Mars… don’t you have respect towards the elderly? I don’t think Mrs. Granny Bee would appreciate your little devious plan. She’s up for the injectables alright… but anything else beyond that… well…)

(Edit – 11:27AM: Mars… Mrs. Granny Bee lost interest with the cock because she got herself some anal warts from her last visit to the local gloryhole.)

(Hostage Update – 11:31AM: Some actor/politician is now having a little moment/negotiating with the armed men…. which makes you wonder… is this hostage crisis for real? Or perhaps they just staged this event in order for him to look good? Bah!)

(Edit – 11:34AM: Mars…. cum into my ass?)

(Edit – 11:34AM: Elaine… yep :))

(Edit – 11:37AM: Mars… Welcome to the third world sweetie. I’m 100% sure this hostage crisis is fabricated. It’s election season here! LOL)

(Edit – 11:39AM: Mars… What’s your cd4 count? jealous much of my neg status?)

(Edit – 11:42AM: Isn’t Iekeliene Stange gorgeous? God she’s soo beautiful. Photo courtesy of Sonnnnnnnnyyy)

(Edit – 11:44AM: Mars you dirty cumslut you better add me on MySpace if you have one! How old are you anyway? 65?)

(Edit – 11:51AM: Hmm this is weird. Am I really talking to someone or am I talking to myself?)

(Edit  – 11:55AM: I think I’m off to bed. It’s almost 12noon. I’ve been up all night!! Keep in touch mkkkay???)

23 Comments

  1. I just turned on CNN and I didn’t see anything on any hostage crisis. In the Phillies I think you get CNN International, or something, we get some (probably) watered down crap CNN America.

  2. Post something juicy! I need an excuse not to be doing any work. =P

  3. eight a half inches, as thick as a wrist, sweaty, thick and ready.
    LOL

  4. Ya, anywho, i was planning on pulling an all nighter with booze, syringes, and pics of Granny Bee.
    y-u-m.
    –mars

  5. you look like a gay fillipino power ranger. i luvs it. you are totally channeling something exotic in that photo.

  6. smelly hands…
    okay. i promise to clean the cock before you have a go at it.

  7. Anal warts, anal shmorts. No pain — no gain! Her ass still loves guzzling up that ethnic jizz.
    mmm..

  8. I read that the people who took the bus hostage want an agreement/promise that the children will be able to finish college or something because these kids are from a poor area.
    I personally have never heard of a hostage situation where the perpetrators wanted something positive for their hostage.
    Hello, weirdness.

  9. As tempting as it is, Bryan, I have a bff who unloads into mine. =D

  10. Yessir, Granny Bee orgies, corruption and gays that sweat glitter. Welcome to the land of l’exotique, no?
    ;)

  11. I’m no slutty hoe hoe!
    You got gangbanged by RUSSIAN CADETS. don’t talk, you slut (i love you, i’m just joking, kiss kiss)
    ;-o

  12. Stange is so Euro looking. I am loving her. Bryan, a threeway, would you please?
    Yeah, I’m fucking 17 plus ninety-nine.

  13. mmkay bryan. sleep well. don’t let any jizz leak out your ass.
    kiss kiss
    ;-o
    (i’m off to bed, too, actually.)

  14. OMG so scary. Stupid country, gosh and my mom got robbed the other day. WTF is the country going into mayhem or something? Boo, where’s God when you need him :(

  15. Georgi Georgiev

    Viva Philippines! Bryanboy, you’re such a bitch, I’m sure your country is cool, that kind of shit happens everywhere!

  16. Yay, Bryan, fabricated hostage crisises? That’s almost as bad as my fabulous homecountry Bosnia.

  17. OMG!! You know what??!? Channel News Asia (Singapore’s News Channel) has been airing this live coverage about this hostage situation since 11am ealier this morning until 7pm when those hostages were freed. Oh god! I am like, “Are Pinoys (some) sick? Are they out of their mind or something?” My question is, how do these people got those grenades from??
    BRYANBOY any answer/reply??

  18. Your parents dressed you up like that?? No wnder you turned out gay!!! :)

  19. carlos celdran

    That guy was NOT trying to help the country. He was using terrorist tactics to further a personal agenda. PERIOD.
    They should shoot him at the Luneta for all the unnecessary bad PR he gave the already beleaguered Philippine reputation.
    Bastard. Held up traffic and ruined my workday. I’d strangle him with my own hands if I could.

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