Graff Ring.

You want ostentation I’ll give you ostentation. Tasteful ostentation. Meet the ultimate cocktail ring. 30.43 cts, fancy yellow cushion-cut diamond rung from who else — The House of Graff — purveyors of the MOST FABULOUS JEWELS IN THE WORLD — LITERALLY!

I’ve been a big fan of Graff for the longest time now because a lot of their pieces are downright beautiful. A friend and I browsed some pieces online earlier. Nothing beats a good ol’ simple, beautiful rock set in the simplest possible way ever — afterall, it’s the rock that has to radiate! Anything with little diamonds or stones on the side or whatever is simply too gaudy.

Now this, on the other hand, is sheer beauty.

Ooooh the memories. The first time I set foot inside a Graff boutique was in London’s Bond Street was back in the dark ages. I’ll never forget having Dolce & Gabbana (yes, as in Dolce & Gabbana) within a spitting distance away from me.

Naturally I came out empty handed.

At least I got free champagne. LOL.

030107_chinchilla_1Wouldn’t it be soo funny if I scar someone’s face with that absolutely stunning & beautiful fuck-you finger 30.43ct yellow diamond adornment? Got a a couple of million DOLLARS lying around? If I have to ask, I can’t afford it. And clearly I don’t have the guts to ask my fairy godmother because it’s blatantly obvious that it would take wayyy more than selling my soul to satan for me to be able to "acquire it".

Finger candy available at Graff, Las Vegas.

Photo courtesy of my fairy godmother, of course.

Remember kids — it’s free to dream!

Failing that, there’s always costume jewelry…. or NEW chinchilla cooats for for the less-fortunate such as myself. =) WE NEED FILTHY RICH ARABS! NOW!!!! OTHERWISE, BELGIAN DIAMOND THIEVES WILL DO JUST FINE.