GAY JAILBAIT! Well.. it's March 21. Happy Birthday to Me.

Written By bryanboy

Well.. it’s March 21. Happy Birthday to Me.

Thanks to the power of the internet, I’ve corrupted the minds of today’s youth… geography is no boundary when it comes to my faggotry, from Cape Town, South Africa to Vaxjo, Sweden (sorry, I can’t figure out those letters with the dots). I’m sure there’s a fuming parent somewhere, waiting to report me to the police for my crimes against humanity.

Anyway, don’t you just want to give this young boy an A+ for effort? I love it! I really do! Come back to me after a decade. Fucking hell, I should groom this kid now as part of my "reserves" so by the time I’m all old, fat, broke, poor, wrinkly and smell like soil, I’ll have someone to pamper me good. Oui? Non? Oui silvous plait!

Don’t be silly. I’m not into young ones. I like em experienced. Someone who could crush my pelvic bones against the wall while they inseminate my tight ass from the back!

What are you waiting for? Start snapping pics! It’s my birthday after all!

More updates in a bit. You know I love each and every one of you. Give me a shout out on your web sites and make me feel good. I need gifts for god’s sake!

25 Comments

  1. sexypurny

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYANBOYYYYYY…. MORE SUCCESSS TO COME AND LOTSA EXPENSIVE BAGS….

  2. Thanks for the warm response to my greeting early this morning. But here’s a consolation for your not so Italian stallion lol.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIATCH!!! Legs wide open ;) From the thunder down under *mwah* B

  3. joliebelle

    Just for fun, guess who else’s birthday is today?
    Rosie O’Donnel and KEVIN FEDERLINE!
    Joyeaux Anniversaire BB!

  4. happy fucking natal day,,shit wat should i wish for ur damn bday,,u hav everything that human can dream,well not that nose,,hehene,,shit,,i love u,,all im wishing is more fagotry in ur blog,,dat keep me inspired(PERSPIRED),,serously speaking i pray for ur good health and shitmoney to come,harhar

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