Diane Pernet’s You Wear It Well

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. It all started with one phone call. I telephoned my designer acquaintance a few days ago because I wanna buy some of her fabulous, fabulous hand-made hats. I wanna slap myself for being a no-show at her fashion show last month. I hate being a busy bee. Ugh!!! Her clothes are gorgeous I tell you. Gorgeous. We were supposed to meet up the other day but my damn driver gave some drama — we ended up chatting on the phone for quite some time.


Drunk

We talked about all sorts of things like how some of her pieces are soooo ***ME*** and how I should just go to her studio and try things on. So I was like, omg yeah, we should do that and we could take pictures!

And then she was all like omg omg omg yeah, we can take pictures of you on the street!

And then I was like omg omg omg omg yeah!

And then she was like omg omg omg omg omg yeah, you could bring some coloured tights!

And then I was like omg omg omg omg omg omg yeah, I’m gonna bring coloured tights and high heels!

And then she was like omg omg omg omg omg omg omg yeah, we could turn it into a mini, fun, fashion shoot!

And then I was like omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg yeah, I’m gonna bring my blond wig and we could also take a little video because my readers are desperately gagging for Mrs. Granny Bee appearance!

And then she was like omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg yeah, we could join Diane Pernet & IQON’s You Wear it Well/Got a Minute contest!

And then I was like omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg YEAH!!!!!!

The deadline is in 2 weeks so I’m gonna starve myself and eat nothing but lettuce and tomatoes and drink lots of black coffee and water.

I need to be bone thin…. IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS!!!! I wanna give my home girl Snejana a skelefabulous run for her money-making bones.

Like that’s gonna happen anyway. Dream on betch dream on! Hahaha!

Anyway, I think this should be fun. You know, try to be a mannequin/blank canvas for my designer buddy and let herself do her magic on me.

I’m not gonna mention anything else at this point because I don’t wanna jinx it — y’all should know by now that the universe fucks up on me every time I say something. We might not even make it cause hello there’s not a lot of time left but whatevs.

Let’s just see what happens. Either way, I’ll just try to have fun, fun, fun!

And even if we don’t get selected, at least you get to have a new fun Mrs. Granny Bee video. LOL.

Or not.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. For more information about Diane Pernet and IQON’s You Wear It Well/Got A Minute contest, Visit http://dianepernet.typepad.com and www.iqons.com.