Breaking News: Adios, Hedi Slimane.
This just in: bye bye cho cho san for Hedi Slimane and bonjour Kris Van Assche for Dior Homme!
Oh nooooooo! Is manorexia over? The man responsible for manorexia and underfed caucasian boys in fashion is now being dumped by the powers that be at LVMH! Whyyyy? Does anyone know why??? He was doing such a great job at Dior Homme, no?
First it was Yves Saint Laurent… then Dior Homme. I bet you my obese brown ass Karl Lagerfeld will adopt him under his wing. Men’s Chanel? No? What do you think?