Why are male models dull?
OK.. I’ve been watching far too many backstage videos as of late… it’s become an obsession.
Why are male models dull? Beautiful dull airheads with no personality. The Brazilian guy is sooo dull! "I’m 18. Hi. My name is Tiago. From Fashion. Fashion Models. From Braziwww. Braziwian guy. From Sao Paolo. South of Braziwwww."
And jesus mother of god, do we really need to hear how to say I love you in "all these languages?" ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS JUST bloody drop your pants and wave your manorexic cocks and sweaty, musky balls in front of the camera!
That Simon Pennel guy is cute though. "Hi, I’m Simon, I’m from Botsfuckingwana in London and… what else I’m going to say?"
Dammit… I would’ve said: "Hey maggots, I’m Bryanboy and I’m from the third world. OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE LOVE LOVE FENDI! THE SHOES, THE BAGS, THE CLOTHES, IF I CAN GET A HUGE SILVER "FF" TATTOO ON MY ASS I WOULD BUT MOTHER WON’T APPROVE. WHAT AM I DOING AT MENSWEAR ANYWAY I SHOULD FUCKING OPEN THE SHOW AT WOMEN’S!!"
Some male models are ok but I have a feeling most of them are really dull.
But then again, gimme a goodlooking dull airhead anytime than a highly-opinionated and vocal son of a fugly bitch like me. Hahahah!
I love how all the boys are thin, thin, thin! Gone are the hideous muscle maries of yesterday! Leave the muscle brigade to the gay community. Damn faggots like em all muscular to give the illusion they’re healthy but in reality, they’re having trouble keeping their CD4 counts above fifty! Hahahaha! kidding.
*FENDI S/S 2007*
I guess being in front of the camera ain’t easy and I’ve been there. But come on, these hairless manorexic boys could’ve danced and pranced backstage while they chainsmoked, eat bananas, preened with other boys, bat their eyelashes etc.
Just like all the cool girls do.