Weekend Love and Mail Call…
Big kisses to Rijk and his buddy in Amsterdam who wished me much luck in my "battle against morbid obesity". Gotta love Dutch teenagers for keeping it real!
Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry!
I LOVE JESSE METCALFE! HE IS SOOO GONNA INSEMINATE ME ONE DAY AND HE’LL BE THE FATHER OF MY FIRST-BORN CHILD! Bria from Singapore mailed this cute little postcard. I love it!
Adorable Alica from sexy Sweden sent in a photo of herself with my little pose.
Christine from Chicago sent in a photo of herself and her mate Cherrylyn…
and their Mexican buddy Vidal.A++++++++ for effort!!! OH MY GOD!! LOL! See, I told ya, everyone should have a Mexican buddy… mine’s Mauricio.
We all need a Mexican buddy in our lives!
Dawid from Poland sent me what I think is one of the best cards I’ve ever received! It’s a cute little card with a teddy bear holding a flower with glitter on it. Soo cute. Y’all know I sweat glitter and I have a weakness with teddy bears. God. The memories. I used to have this 2-foot high teddy bear back when I was a child — he was my best friend. I used to play with him lots — doctor and patient, teacher and student and high tea! I don’t know what happened to that baby.
Anyway, Dawid is sooo full of shit. *wink* I’d be surprised if he’s single. He sure does know what to say. Hahaha!
"I wanted to send card to someone who is very nice, very talented, very funny, incredibly hot, very friendly, honest and smart… and I thought you Bryan are ideal person to send you this card. In poland is snowing so I think I will take my "I love Bryanboy" picture. xoxo Dawid from Poland"
Very nice? Very talented? Very funny? INCREDIBLY HOT? Very friendly? Honest? Smart?
Oh dear. If only all the things he said were true. LOL!!!!!!
I also love Polish postage stamps! My god, maybe I should move there? They obviously can’t get enough of the letter B!!!
Choney from the USA kidnapped some poor kid’s lunchbox but lookin’ good.
Joy sent in this postcard from the Lion City…
"I came across a street that led directly to the runways of Tokyo, Milan and New York… uniquely Singapore!"
What about Paris? How could they forget Paris?
Fuck Paris. It’s all about Malaysia. Malaysia truly AAAAAASSSSSSIAAAAA lol! Jasie and Joe emailed me these pics.
Georgi from Provo, Utah (isn’t Utah the holy land of Mormons?) wished me a fabulous new year with a card from Unicef. How sweet! =)
Last but not the least, Voorhees, New Fucking Jersey REPRESENT!
Remember kids I’m easy to please.
Send me letters! Send me cards! Send me gifts! Send me dead animals – I love mink, fox, chinchilla, beaver, rabbit and sable! Send me ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING other than soiled underwear with skid marks on the back!
My mailing address is:
MCPO Box 2044
Makati City, MM 1250
You may also send in photos of your unconditional love and fabulous poses to my email account, firstname.lastname@example.org.
Make me feel special!
I hope you’re all enjoying your weekend.
I love you all!