Snejana Onopka: I’m bringin’ sexy back!

I love her. I really do. She’s the apple of my eye. For now at least. Hahaha! She skipped the New York collections alright but I’m glad she’s back in Milan. According to New York magazine, rumor has it that she’s "difficult to work with". Whatevs. Milan and Paris are more important (and interesting) than New York anyway.


Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for Burberry Prorsum)

BTW, super photographer Sonny emailed me this article about Snejana. She talks!!!!

IMO, I think we’ve seen far too many "nice and sweet" models already. Haven’t you noticed? This is the reason why we no longer have SUPERMODELS. I don’t know what goes on in the modelling world but I say bring back models with personality — models who are "difficult to work with".

Fuck these eating disorder scandals.

We want models who throw cellphones at their staff. We want models who snort a thick line right before they open the show. We want models who whinge and whine about not getting high heels in the most irritating, nails-on-the-chalkboard voice ever (think Linda @ Unzipped). We want models who WORK IT LIKE THEY FUCKING OWN IT… WALK THE WALK AND TALK THE FUCKING TALK, drunken bonanzas, I’ll only get out of bed for at least $100,000 and crystal meth extravaganzas!!!

OMG She looks like a doll! Sooo pretty!!!!


Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for Roberto Cavalli)

What’s also interesting is how models these days take a little break when their career reached a ‘peak’. Case in point: Gisele. There was a time when she was on the cover of every fucking Vogue and opened every fucking show in the western world. One or two seasons later, bitch took a break and ran off with Leonardo The-crap-eeew-yo.

Then she’s gone. Bitch only did what… a Dolce show here and there?


Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for D&G)

Same thing applied to Daria. Bitch had it all going for her then she disappeared from the runways.

What is it anyway? Fear of overexposure? Bah. I say bring it on! There really is no thing such as overexposure.

EXPOSURE IS WHAT SUPERMODELS ARE MADE OUT OF!


Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for Pringle of Scotland)


Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for Alberta Ferreti)

Bring on the drugs! Bring on the scandals! Bring on the controversies! If it’s good for Kate Moss, it’s good enough for you!

I’m kidding.

Snejana, good luck with your career. The world needs a SUPERMODEL!