Slut of the day: Jack Brennan (Dior Homme)

Written By bryanboy

Slut of the day: Jack Brennan

We like our boys skeletal, super thin and on the verge of dying here at Bryanboy.com. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it once again but the days of the Muscle Mary are soo totally over. Save the Marcus Schenkenberg and Johnny Bravo Abercrombie and Hitch lookie-likies to the bumfuck North American gay community, who are soo totally blind and clueless and whose idea of beauty is someone who thrives on steroids and backne.

Take it from Brit Jack Brennan, one of Hedi’s long-time sex slaves at Dior Homme.

Remember kids: thin will always be in and manorexia is here to stay. We want boys who look like girls, girls who look like teenage boys, we want long limbs, sharp edges, sharp arms, extremely visible ribs, fantastic bone structure, faces soo emaciated bones are sticking out. That, my friends, is truly fabulous.

Gorgeous eh? Salivate mother fuckers!

38 Comments

  1. As much as I like the new bryanboy with less junk in the trunk, that model is really pushing the line re. manorexia. Not my cup of detox tea.

  2. dreamerboy

    He is disgusting and the condition of his body is sad. Anyone who thinks he this is attractive is just as psychologically unfit as he is. I am repulsed.

  3. Umm, but there’d be no visible ASS to hold on to. Vexing and perplexing.
    Someone throw the boy a ham bone, a cake, a box of Krispy Kremes and a dozen chocolate eclairs, pronto.
    Thin may be in, but not death warmed over.

  4. honestly, bboy…if u find that thing attractive how could u possibly fuck him? (my mind is always in the gutter, i know)…he would snap in half, and if a boy like him were a top he has absolutely no strength to fuck!!
    Oh i get it! u would like only to look at him becoz if u touched him he would break into a trillion pieces. its the illusion u lust for…umm actually i dont get it?!

  5. Chunky but Funky

    Eurghh! Imagine what his boney arse looks like? Pass the bucket, gimme an Abercrombie Bouy anytime. Who indeed would wanna do a rake? Vile

  6. Keep purging betch! I love it!!! You’re sooo right, thin is in for men. The guys who complain about our razor thin bones jabbing them when they fuck us are just jealous.

  7. THE SWEDE

    He’s fucking gorgeous and all of you american cows can go give kristey alley some fucking head or something.. It’s not his fault you’re all obese and disrespectful of his beautiful bonestructure.
    Thin for Americans = Rose O Donnell.
    Thin for Europeans = Jack Brennan.
    Now go binge on McDonalds, you lards.

  8. Obesity Kills

    Before you fatties go on your high horse, did you know obesity kills more people than anorexia?
    It’s all about aesthetics and modern times. All the clothes now require a thin body, whether you are a man or a woman. Why be on the defensive when YOU can work on yourself on being thin?
    Thin is in. Fat is OUT!

  9. Bryan, what happened to your taste in athletic, Scandinavian blond studs?
    You were doing so well with Jakob and Niklas but this guy looks literally the face of death.

  10. Kid_Without_A_Clue

    he makes me want to puke more than bryan does.
    they’re both thin, sick freaks who deserve a cheeseburger.

  11. HE NEEDS TO EAT!
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  12. asdfghjkl;;

    where are your happy pills, b-boy?
    this is just sick. i can’t believe you’d go for guys like that.

  13. Jack Brennan is very beautiful. He’s been doing the Dior Homme shows from Hedi’s first collezione

  14. Male Thinspiration at its finest! Dunno if I can achieve that though. You rock Bryan!

  15. Errrr, emmmmm…., NAH,… he will not have the stamina to satisfy me in any way. Neither physically nor mentally. His brain would be too malnourished for heated intellectual discussions and cool sexy, hot fights.

  16. GOTTA LOVE THIN PEOPLE.
    Fat people, DESAPAREZCAN!!!!!!! I really feel sorry for you, “BIG PEOPLE” is out of the market.

  17. whackamolee

    jack looks gorgeous with that body, and he’ll probably die soon for it.

  18. what is pathetic is that you people encourage bryan boys faggotry. we all go back to our normal lives. but bb is still the clown we laugh at.

  19. ok im extremely skinny for a boy i only weigh 110 lbs but i dont look like im dying. i still look healthy and hot. i dont see how anyone can find this guys body attractive. i think he wud actually be hot if there was more to him than bone but atm its just gross :/

  20. I just discovered this. I love it. I just love this whole photoshoot.
    –Mars

  21. shot with jack 2 weeks ago… he actually ate more than me and i’m a bit on the pudgy side.
    He’s just naturally a skinny guy and thats it. He’s not about to drop and he probably eats better than most of you.

  22. Yes, dear sweet Mr. Jack Brennan!! Where and what did you 2 shoot for? I haven’t seen him in so long! Glad to hear he is working. I used to see him at castings and I used to see him eat fruit and sweets and rubbish. He eats you twats!! HAha he used to hate when people speculated his weight, I remember. Hes always looked like that. Hes fine. Actually saw him spin for a party about a year 1/2 ago and haven’t seen him since then. So he’s still working??

  23. Right all of you, Jack’s a mate of mine, and I can tell you all that he eats very well – he’s a vegetarian, but that’s the only dietary concern he has. He eats huge amounts of cheese, nuts, and many other fatty foods, as well as loads of fruit and veg, and he also rides his bike round london a lot, giving him an extremely fit and toned body. He is just naturally skinny, not unhealthy in any way.
    Also, in reply to fruityoaty, he loves Krispy Kremes. Strawberry glazed please.

  24. Why cann’t i see all the comments? I can just see the first page, but there must be other comments. I cann’t turn the page.

  25. Connie, nutricionist

    hahhahaha i cant believe HOW stupid you are!!! i had a eating desorder and it’s not funny or cool, stop purging your brain asshole!

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