Real Age

God. The last thing I want right now are a bunch of teenagers from Ireland who are placing bets left and right about my real age. Ugh! Someone brought it up to my attention that there’s like 300 euros now on the pot. One side says I’m under 18 and the other side says I’m older than 25. I guess y’all deserve the truth and nothing but the truth so please help get your own god to help you. By the meantime, honesty is the best policy so here goes… I’m coming clean!