Louis Vuitton Mink Messenger Bag…

OOOH THE FLOSSY, FLOSSY!

I popped by Louis Vuitton because my year-long ban is over and the giddy sales associates who missed my absence produly presented me this gorgeous oversized mink fur messenger bag with the most stunning python straps. They had it stored at the back of the store, away from the prying eyes of the public.

I’m not really a big fan of LV multicolore and to be honest with you, I gagged on the first time I saw this bag online because it looked incredibly gaudy.

When I saw it on the store, it wasn’t *THAT* bad. I actually thought it was pretty.

I mean, it was gaudy delight alright.

The silver python straps were blindingly gorgeous. The colours are sooo bright, the mink soooo soft.

The bag, is no doubt whatsoever, IN-YOUR-FACE.

It was screaming logo-a-gogo galore.

It was utterly tasteless, vulgar and 199% excessive.

But you know what, it’s sooo beautiful and I fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Price tag: about US$15,000 ($14,993.75 to be precise)

That’s the price of two Birkin bags right there!

Soooooooo….

With my SUPER FABULOUS new job, how long do you think it will take to pay a (approx.) US$15,000 bag if I put it on the visa?

Do you like my new job??????? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Answers on a postcard silvous plait.

And while you’re at it, find me a way to get fifteen grand so I can buy that bag. LOL.

If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home! G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S! Flying first class… up in the sky… poppin champagne, livin my life in the fast lane.. I won’t change… for the glamorous, oh the flossy, flossy!