Jennifer Hudson? Vogue?

What the hell is the world coming into?

I cannot believe the people at Wintour & Co. are sackriding the booty of this fat bitch. There are soo many people out there who are worthy of a Vogue cover. Barf!

Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars?

This would NEVER happen if Miranda was Editor in Chief.

[Edit: 12:30AM: Ok, ok it IS Jennifer Hudson. Not Houston. God. That's how MUCH I know about her nasty ho bag ass. Ugh!]