I’m dying!!!!!!!!
I’m dying. I’ve ran out of cigarettes. Last time I had a smoke was about 6 hours ago. It’s 11:29PM here, everyone is sleeping including the maids, the driver is gone, our neighbour next door doesn’t smoke, the shop is about 2 kilometers away from my house and I’m not gonna walk at this time of the night, in the dark. Don’t ask me to drive — I don’t know how. I’m soo desperate!!!!!! I just can’t function at all.
I can’t wake up the maids cause they have to be up by 5AM (yes, they’re human and they sleep too).
This is the worst feeling ever. I suppose I could put on some gold lycra leggings, a silver sequined top and walk the dog? No?
SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! I NEED MY DUNHILL LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you got help that time … I wonder what happened …
the only thing worse than running out of cigarettes is being caught in public wearing burberry check
The Gayest Gay that Ever gayed….. Sheeez, had I known there was a competition to rank gayness I would never have straightened out my boyfriend.
And you’ll find some fags soon enough. I’m sure it’s a gift of yours…
Thank God in third world countries you can get ciggies at dirt cheap prices and smoke anywhere and everywhere you want.
Long live office’s smoking lounge!
ooh. yes i love that u smoke. i LOVE IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. I CANT EVEN GET CIGARETTES WITHOUT THE SALES BITCH LOOKING AT ME WITH THE EXPRESSION “WHY ARE U SMOKING” HELLO
IT’S A FUCKING PERSONAL LIFESTYLE CHOICE. GAWD WHAT IS WITH THE JUDGING!!???
THERE ARE WORST THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING OTHER THAN THE GUY NEXT TO U HAVING A FAG.
I FUCKING BET NON-SMOKERS WHO JUDGE OTHERS DO OTHER SHAMEFUL SICK ACTS LIKE RAPE OR MAN-SLAUGHTER OR SHIT LIKE THAT. FUCKERS. LEAVE ME ALONE! GAWD IT’S MY FUCKING LIFE AND LUNGS AND IF I WANNA PUFF AWAY FUCKING LET ME DO IT AND DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME. gawd IT’S NOT SUCH A BAD THING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING WORLD.
Play with your wiener. That seems to work for me before I quit. Cold turkey baby!
Awwww….I feel for you sweetie…I’m sure there’s an half-full box o’ cigerettes there somewhere tucked around the room beneath your mountains of gorgeous leggings.
Next time, be a responsible (make that –fabulously responsible) smoker and stock up a box for emergencies and nuclear attacks darlin’!
This is a sign that should tell you to stop smoking……or not lol
ganito ang gawin mo, tignan mo ang ash tray mo at kunin ang mga yosing mejo mahaba pa. Yun ang yosihin mo OR OR OR OR OR
mag jakol ka 100 x para mapagod ka na lang forever
I thought they had sari sari stores on every corner over there? I guess they have to close sometime.
I can’t drink without smoking and it sucks because stupid Dallas became smoke-free in EV-ERY-THING!!! ARGH!!!
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Are you blind?! It’s a fag!
This entry put a smile on my face on this very shitty day. :-)
haha i love this entry!!!!!!
shesh drama queen!!
nooooooooo!!!