Heat Wave

Written By bryanboy

Heat Wave

Fucking hell! It’s quarter to one in the afternoon here in the third world and I’m dying. I thought it would be cool to go jogging for an hour (instead of having lunch) but dammit, it’s soo fucking hot outside! And with my long hair, it feels like I’m in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like 35 degrees (celcius) or something. I probably could just sit on the sidewalk and sweat my fat away without moving but I don’t wanna get skin cancer.

Fuck this bollocking exercise shiyet. I’m not gonna deny I’m not built for this exercise or jogging bullcrap. You know, with this nasty heat going on, I’m getting these weird thoughts of me pulling a Britney because having long hair sucks. I’m actually considering getting a baby mohican but I figured I’m too old for that and I don’t wanna jeopardize some of my pending projects *wink*. But yeah… decisions decisions.

Bah! I’m going to the mall. I have shopping to do. I have a little dinner tonight and I wanna make sure I look nice and presentable.

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Baboosh mother fuckers!

4 Comments

  1. HI BB!! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND YES, THERE’S FUCKING HEATWAVE RAMPAGING THE CITY RIGHT NOW… IM BECOMING A SWEATY BETTY BY THE MICROSECOND AND I HATE IT…NOT! I LOVE SWEATY BETTIES LIKE YOU AND ME… I WOULD LOVE IT IF GRANNY BEE GREETED ME TODAY! IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY! THANKS! AND YES PEOPLE, BRYANBOY ROCKS!

  2. Mr. California

    I think you should get a threadmill, a giant fan, and a gazebo. So it feels like you’re running on a windy day with your flowing long hair, and you don’t have to worry about the Sun Going Down on You, says Elton John.
    It will be perfect!

  3. Chrisssakes at least you’ve got some heat goin on over there, all I can do is drool over at the “Bahamavention” ads on the subway every crappy morning. When you live in a place where get single digit temperatures for weeks now, you’d wish you’ve sold your soul to the devil just to get some feel of humidity.

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