Christian Louboutin

Right from the start, I’ve always stated I have zero writing skills and my command of the English language is similar to that of a five year old from Colombo, Sri Lanka. I’ve been blogging for god knows how long now and to this date, I still get hounded by vicious and unforgiving English nazis because of my atrocious spelling and grammar on my PERSONAL blog. Anyway, I find it all interesting because 99.99% of them are Filipinos, who I seriously think are the most NOTORIOUS English nazis human spellcheckers in the world. I know because I’m pathetic enough to check their ip addresses. Blah blah blah, yaddi yaddi yadda. Imagine the festivities galore when they see this. I found a little newspaper scan (one of the TOP broadsheets in the viva third world) on Mrs. T’s blog.

Photo credit: Mrs. T.

Que horror! Oh dear. Better luck next time, I guess.

Oh well. I can’t even pronounce Proenza Schouler correctly in spite of the fact that Lazaro Hernandez and Jack McCollough took turns inseminating my ass when they spitroasted me a couple of years ago. And Proenza is what, American? Whatevs. I’ll stick to Target. At least you can’t go wrong with it. LOL.