Britney Spears' Hair — Buy now on eBay!

Written By bryanboy

Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!

This is absolutely revolting. What is up with Britney’s publicity stunts as of late? Desperate fucking woman. I’m sure you’ve heard by now that good ol’ Britney Spears shaved her head.

Pay a million bucks and you get a lighter AND a red bull can absolutely free!

View the auction HERE.

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You have heard the story on the news… No need to repeat it here.

This is the auction you have been waiting for. I am selling the hair as well as the 3/4 full can of Redbull she was drinking and her blue Bic Lighter. I am selling this on behalf of Esther and her family.

We are offering it for sale here at what we feel is a realistic price. This is a piece of history that can not be duplicated.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. BUYER IS ENCOURAGED TO DO A LOCAL PICK UP IN TARZANA, CALIFORNIA AND MEET WITH ME AND ESTHER. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC AND THIS IS THE ONLY REAL LISTING. I THINK THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL.

Payment is to be made by cash, money order or cashiers check ONLY. NO PAYPAL.

Due to the unique nature and high value of these items, buyer is to be responsible for any shipping arrangements. Local pick up is highly encouraged.

I haven’t waxed my pubes in a few months. Maybe I should shave my cock and sell my pubes on eBay as well?

What do you think?

6 Comments

  1. revolting doesn’t even begin 2 cover it!!! vile, abhorrent, execrable, repulsive, etc. roget has not come up with w a word that accurately describes this. the woman is sick!!!

  2. Lionel RichTea

    Why is it sick? Men shave their heads all the time. Talk about double standards.

  3. HIJOdePUTA

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    ahihihihihihihi….

  4. lionel, she is sick not cuz she shaved her head but cuz of her need 2 create spin just 4 the sake of it!!! her behavior of late smacks of acute psychological distress, doncha think?

  5. I agree with what Perez Hilton said. Some tabloid should buy the hair and do a drug test on it. HAHA

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