Beyonce? Swimsuit Edition? Sports Illustrated?

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SNEJANA ONOPKA BE ON THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO PHOTOSHOP FAT BITCHES WHEN THEY COULD PUT SLENDER MOTHER FUCKERS INSTEAD. I GUESS THEY NEED TO SELL COPIES SO PUT A FAMOUS PERSON ON THE COVER. BAH.

Ok, fine. The people who read Sports Illustrated anyway are horny, testosterone-charged males from bumfuck America who like their women fleshy and fat.

Beyonce does look hot on that photo though.