You’ve seen it a thousand and one times and here they are again. Long, wavy hair and heavy extensions. Clean and flawless makeup. Glossy lips. 1000-megawatt smiles and bright, white teeth. Shiny, shimmery, splendid dresses in gold, silver, pearl and metallic shades. The bejeweled clutch bags and miniaudieres. The jewels, all that bling and the swarovsky. Beeeeyootiful, you ask?

I have one thing to say.