2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Hudson (OH YES)

Allow me to indulge in being jealous and envious of other people’s success. I know it’s terrible and nasty but hey, at least I’m soo honest about it and I don’t hide behind anonymity. Hahahaha! Admit it — we all do it anyway, the only difference is that I have the balls to put my name and my face behind my vitriol and bitchery.

Now.

Is it just me or does Jennifer Hudson look like a fucking baked potato with her outfit? The silver tin foil bolero and the shiteous turd dress?

Yaddi yaddi yadda she won an Oscar and all these fancy schmancy awards including the Vogue cover but I’m with Beyonce on this one — SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BAKED POTATO TO ME!

EDIT (4:00PM): I just read it at TFS that Andre Leon Talley dressed JMUD. My god. I love ATL with all my life but that aluminum foil bolero thing is just a tragedy!