View From The Fourth Row

I know, I know. I haven’t really "blogged" properly in the past week. I’m kinda depressed (long story) but rest assured, things will go back to normal soon. Promise. I haven’t camwhored in a while for god’s sake and I know you aaaaallll want pictures of me gallivating around the cesspit of the third world.

OUCH.

By the meantime, check out my latest discovery, a blog entitled "View From The Fourth Row". It’s written by a Conde Nast staffer… absolutely hilarious and I fucking love it. My mother might well be a fuckin bovine but I know I can sleep at night the obese cow ain’t two-faced. Haha!

Keep in touch maggots! I’m here and I’m queer. I just need to compose myself. That’s all.