Oh my god!!!! Oh my fucking god!!!! I think I caught my parents fucking. It’s 6:03AM, I just went to my dad’s room because I want to ask him something and then when I opened the door, I saw my mom cover herself up really quickly with the duvet and my dad jumped or whatever. I didn’t see anything (THANK GOD ALLELUJAH) other than 2 old people who got themselves into a panic.

Jesus mother of god what is the world coming to? Oh and btw, I’m gonna make the font small because I know my parents read my blog from time to time. I’ve got my fingers crossed that they won’t see this entry. Please do not mention it at all. Ugh…. I’m emotionally scarred for life!