010807_mrsmThe mothership is calling me.

I really want to cry. I just got invited to a real, real ohmylordexclusivehelpme (as in once in a lifetime opportunity) dinner tomorrow night and I *REALLY* don’t have anything to wear.

I have exactly 24 hours. Can I go in my birthday suit with my pubic hair shaved into an interlocking CC logo or should I stay at home and cry?


I have a feeling it’s gonna be the latter.