The mothership is calling me.
The mothership is calling me.
I really want to cry. I just got invited to a real, real ohmylordexclusivehelpme (as in once in a lifetime opportunity) dinner tomorrow night and I *REALLY* don't have anything to wear.
I have exactly 24 hours. Can I go in my birthday suit with my pubic hair shaved into an interlocking CC logo or should I stay at home and cry?
*sigh*
I have a feeling it's gonna be the latter.


