Paris Hilton: Herpes medication, anyone?

Written By bryanboy

Paris Hilton: Herpes medication, anyone?

I seriously thought it was just some old rumor and nothing else (yes, I know I’m naive but one of my best qualities is that I give people the benefit of the doubt hahaha) but man, this is revolting. Isn’t herpes FOR LIFE? I must be REAAAALLLY lucky. I’ve had sex with a little over 380 guys in my entire life and the only thing I’ve caught is crabs — once — and I was like 15 or 16. It truly is a miracle that I’m a bouncing, healthy fat baby boy with no disease.

Now this is something else. Click click click click click!


Click here for the full-sized scan.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s HIV poz. I still like her though. She’s got lots of money for medication anyway to keep her CD4 count high and her viral load low so expect her to be slutting the international seas for a long, very long time. God, I can’t believe I know so much shit about aids, I should be an activist. Double anal bareback creampie anyone? Pump and dump? Party and play? I don’t know about you but I fucking love it when guys fuck me really hard bareback then shoot their load just right outside my hole and then shove it all back in.

I got fucked in the butt for coke.

I’m kidding.

YOUR EYES SAY NO BUT YOUR NUTS SAY GO!!! HAHAHAHA!

P.S. With all this Paris Exposed shit going on, does anyone know when the new Simple Life is gonna come out?

11 Comments

  1. Hey there!! Nicole and Paris start taping their episodes for The Simple Life on March. Its about those summer camps-chuvaness…

  2. “YOUR EYES SAY NO BUT YOUR NUTS SAY GO!!!”
    You are fucking crass and hilarious. So wrong. I love it!!!

  3. To Paris’ defense, Valtrex is also used to treat oral herpes (cold sores). Almost 90% of adults have the herpes virus in their system but it doesnt always show up (either oral or genital). For all we know she’s taking this because she wants to control her cold sores. Anyway, I dont even like her but just to clarify. Bryanboy you’re the greatest skank this world has ever seen! (and thats a compliment)

  4. christine

    did you actually pay the forty backs to see that shit?
    at least you’re sharing it with the poor. :3

  5. photoshop!
    besides, her being “paris hilton” hell i dont think she’ll ever put her name on a prescription

  6. for the record. one in four women have herpes. herpes has nothing to do with the amount of sex you have had, and can be contracted even with the use of a condom as it infects the outer genitalia. some people have herpes their entire lives and show no symptoms. herpes is a life long condition, but it is not life threatening what so ever. men are less likely to show symptoms of herpes than women. some women also show no symptoms. there is no test for herpes with out the presence of an outbreak. Therefore, just because you have never had an outbreak does not mean you do not have herpes. let’s remove the stigma around STDs. more people have them than you think. it is a part of life. herpes is not a death sentence o get over it.

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