Meryl Streep is my homegirl!

A big, big congratulations to Meryl Streep for winning a Golden Globe award.

Oh and Salma Hayek, please fire your stylist. Everything about your ‘look’ is wrong. You look like a big fat clown in a big, white gown. Your accesories are terrible, too. What is wrong with you? As for that whore Sienna Miller — your face looked like a well-oiled frying pan. Is it crystal meth that’s causing all that sweat?

Maybe I should replace my TV set. No? My Golden Globes report coming up shortly.