Men’s Leggings Meggings at Marni!!

[ADDENDUM/UPDATE/EDIT - MARCH 26, 2007 - WHY SETTLE FOR MEGGINGS WHEN YOU CAN GO FOR MEN'S HIGH HEELS AKA MEELS!!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE LATEST UPDATE ON THIS SERIES. OH AND I LOST WEIGHT SINCE THEN. 15 MORE POUNDS TO GO! I WANNA BE 90!! HAHA!]

OH. MY. GOD. If there’s a reason to smoke crystal meth this year and go manorexic, it’s the leggings at Marni and the stirrups at Prada this Fall/Winter 2007. I’m telling y’all — men’s leggings are all the rage in Milan! It’s time for me to ditch my tights and go for leggings! I HATE MY MAN LEGS. THEY ARE SOO FUCKING GROTESQUE, HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING AND OBESE. They look as if they belong to either a cyclist or a gym bunny, or worse, to a fat person. They’re sooo not proportionate to the rest of my body and I have to deal with my thigs every fucking single day. Ignore the ski cap cause I can’t be bothered to fix my hair and put on makeup.

Jacket from Helmut Lang, asymmetrical shirt from Ann Demeulemeester, leggings from WeLoveColors.com, sunglasses from Valentino, ski cap from Louis Vuitton, shoes from Tod’s.

If there’s a reason to smoke crystal meth this year and go manorexic, it’s the leggings at Marni and the stirrups at Prada this Fall/Winter 2007. I’m telling y’all — men’s leggings are all the rage in Milan.

I don’t usually like menswear because I find them too boring and dull, which is an excuse I often say because I *do* love menswear… it’s just that I’m not really that ready to accept it yet. But now that I’m getting fat and all, and with Marni’s new collection, perhaps now is the right time for me to move over to the side where testosterone thrive, don’t you think? I’ll do baby steps. I don’t think I’m ready to let go of my effeminate tendencies. Hahaha!

Anyway, I have all these tights from WeLoveColors.com (pretty much in ever single imaginable color possible) so I thought, what the hell, I’m not doing anything this afternoon so why not play pictionary?

Here’s the result:

Eugh. Yuck! I look like a fat homeless person. Hahaha!


Belt from Eric Bergere

I got inspired because of this photo.

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

I looooooooooooooooove the lavender leggings!! OH MY GOD!!!!! SOO GORGEOUS! SHEER PERFECTION! My tights are, well, tights, and the men’s leggings are nice because they’re cut in a way that they don’t cling to your body. Also, I like the way they hide your cock and balls. I for one always have to wear long tops just to cover my bits up.

The red ones are nice, too. *salivates*

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

Here’s one of my favourite looks. It’s soo simple but it’s sooo good!

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

I love these looks from Prada!!!!!

Super duper super super infinity super stunning coat!!!

Prada F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

And there you have it.

Y’all need to start saving up some serious $$$ so you can buy me those gorgeous Marni leggings!!

I think that would be the perfect birthday present. In lavender and in red so I can get rid of my tights.

Those leggings will DEFINITELY save my life – I really want to stop looking like the guy from Pixyland.org!! LOL. I love his style though. He definitely cornered the Peter Pan market. Hahaha! May god bless his soul.

God. I can’t believe I’m turning 18 in less than 2 months!

More updates in a bit.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. I’M NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WORKS AT MARNI BUT IF YOU DO, IS THERE A WAY FOR ME TO GET THOSE LAVENDER LEGGINGS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE DOES? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THOSE!!!!

P.P.S.S. Just a remind that spring/summer is just around the corner and we all need to lose weight. Lose weight, feel great!

You don’t wanna end up like me…

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MANY GALLONS OF TEARS FALL DOWN MY CHEEKS WHENEVER I STARE AT MYSELF. I’M SOO GROSS AND FAT AND UGLY AND I HATE IT AND THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!