Men's Leggings at Marni!!

Written By bryanboy

Men’s Leggings Meggings at Marni!!

[ADDENDUM/UPDATE/EDIT – MARCH 26, 2007 – WHY SETTLE FOR MEGGINGS WHEN YOU CAN GO FOR MEN’S HIGH HEELS AKA MEELS!!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE LATEST UPDATE ON THIS SERIES. OH AND I LOST WEIGHT SINCE THEN. 15 MORE POUNDS TO GO! I WANNA BE 90!! HAHA!]

OH. MY. GOD. If there’s a reason to smoke crystal meth this year and go manorexic, it’s the leggings at Marni and the stirrups at Prada this Fall/Winter 2007. I’m telling y’all — men’s leggings are all the rage in Milan! It’s time for me to ditch my tights and go for leggings! I HATE MY MAN LEGS. THEY ARE SOO FUCKING GROTESQUE, HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING AND OBESE. They look as if they belong to either a cyclist or a gym bunny, or worse, to a fat person. They’re sooo not proportionate to the rest of my body and I have to deal with my thigs every fucking single day. Ignore the ski cap cause I can’t be bothered to fix my hair and put on makeup.

Jacket from Helmut Lang, asymmetrical shirt from Ann Demeulemeester, leggings from WeLoveColors.com, sunglasses from Valentino, ski cap from Louis Vuitton, shoes from Tod’s.

If there’s a reason to smoke crystal meth this year and go manorexic, it’s the leggings at Marni and the stirrups at Prada this Fall/Winter 2007. I’m telling y’all — men’s leggings are all the rage in Milan.

I don’t usually like menswear because I find them too boring and dull, which is an excuse I often say because I *do* love menswear… it’s just that I’m not really that ready to accept it yet. But now that I’m getting fat and all, and with Marni’s new collection, perhaps now is the right time for me to move over to the side where testosterone thrive, don’t you think? I’ll do baby steps. I don’t think I’m ready to let go of my effeminate tendencies. Hahaha!

Anyway, I have all these tights from WeLoveColors.com (pretty much in ever single imaginable color possible) so I thought, what the hell, I’m not doing anything this afternoon so why not play pictionary?

Here’s the result:

Eugh. Yuck! I look like a fat homeless person. Hahaha!


Belt from Eric Bergere

I got inspired because of this photo.

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

I looooooooooooooooove the lavender leggings!! OH MY GOD!!!!! SOO GORGEOUS! SHEER PERFECTION! My tights are, well, tights, and the men’s leggings are nice because they’re cut in a way that they don’t cling to your body. Also, I like the way they hide your cock and balls. I for one always have to wear long tops just to cover my bits up.

The red ones are nice, too. *salivates*

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

Here’s one of my favourite looks. It’s soo simple but it’s sooo good!

Marni F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

I love these looks from Prada!!!!!

Super duper super super infinity super stunning coat!!!

Prada F/W 2007

Photo credit: Style.com

And there you have it.

Y’all need to start saving up some serious $$$ so you can buy me those gorgeous Marni leggings!!

I think that would be the perfect birthday present. In lavender and in red so I can get rid of my tights.

Those leggings will DEFINITELY save my life – I really want to stop looking like the guy from Pixyland.org!! LOL. I love his style though. He definitely cornered the Peter Pan market. Hahaha! May god bless his soul.

God. I can’t believe I’m turning 18 in less than 2 months!

More updates in a bit.

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I love you all!

P.S. I’M NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WORKS AT MARNI BUT IF YOU DO, IS THERE A WAY FOR ME TO GET THOSE LAVENDER LEGGINGS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE DOES? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THOSE!!!!

P.P.S.S. Just a remind that spring/summer is just around the corner and we all need to lose weight. Lose weight, feel great!

You don’t wanna end up like me…

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MANY GALLONS OF TEARS FALL DOWN MY CHEEKS WHENEVER I STARE AT MYSELF. I’M SOO GROSS AND FAT AND UGLY AND I HATE IT AND THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!

20 Comments

  1. Elle Marchand

    Thin as you are (honey, you’re not fat), I just can’t believe the way you make couture look cheap. Please don’t do the legging look, you’ll ruin it.

  2. you’re just turning 18? my oh my. you are older than we thought.(which is about 20+)now i know why you are the gayest gay who ever gayed. lol. swem.

  3. Baby Cakes

    OMG Bryanboy….that’s the most masculine I think I have ever seen you look. Regardless you look fricking fab sweetie. You are working the hell out of those leggings.

  4. brandnamesocks

    Nice tights, all you need are some brass buckles for your shoes and a codpiece ala Henry the 8th!

  5. twinkletoesonspeed

    i love the third marni photo. so 90’s punk yet so… lovely. =D
    i wonder what fabric they use so the leggings don’t cling to your legs and instead, form a perfect outline that camouflages the parts you don’t want to be seen.

  6. I think I had this same sinking feeling the year I saw Karl Lagerfeld release a whole season based around mountain climbing at Chanel.

  7. OH MY FUCKING WUALALALA.
    Those leggings ARE AMAZING!!!!!!! (not yours bryan….) I mean the MODELS ones!!!!!!
    I’M SOOOOO GONNA SELL MY ASS TO BUY ONE OR TWO OF THOSE GORGEOUS leggings! They make you look skinnier and sophisticated! (Not you bryan…)

  8. Those diet pills must be getting to your brain. Leggings LMFAO. Gimme a break. You are so much better than that, I mean if you are goign to do drag then do drag, dont do it half ass. no one wants to be a half ass LOL in leggings none the less.

  9. KissTimone

    Whoooo Bryan!…now its starts to look… first of all ….. u need a new diet & work out coaching and less meth!!! – U dont want to get wrinckles right?! But if i were u – i defently go for thoose Prada – i know i will :D

  10. I’m glad you gained a couple pounds, but whatever, B, you’re still an ass for being this bodacious. I’m 10 years younger, and we have the same waist line. Yours is probably fucking smaller than mine anyway.

  11. Sweety, ya look fabulous, c’mon-don’t ditch yer tights-I’m definately keeping all mine, but leggings are HOT on men!!! And I’m a (sort of) straight guy in San Fran…

  12. Adam Kassur

    I’m a 23 year old metrosexual male. I personally think leggings are a wonderful concept at that! I think females need to stop whining and feeling akward about men who want to wear leggings! “Gender is nothing more than a physical construct.” It has nothing to do with what sex they are. Both men and women can and do actually percieve the world in similar ways. A man doesn’t always like to wear heavy, thick and dark apparel. We too enjoy the luxuries of lfe like silk and nylon. Clearly a man that is well built and assertive like most men, but perhaps is better groomed and enjoys wearing leggings doesn’t mean he is any less of a man. A man or woman is determined based on how kind, helpful and positive we are toward others, not what we eat, wear, sleep in, or how we act like outside of these pathetic gender roles created my society that something thought up as being the ONLY way. It simply doesn’t work that way. Individuals are very complex living beings with mixed emotions, new developing feelings about ourselves and others, and our own need to be distinctive among others. In conclusion, open-mindedness and the ability to let change occur is not a punishment but a gift to express oneself and enjoy life on higher and newer levels. Judge not another and they won’t judge you!
    Now for all the men out there. Give it a try if you choose. Fear of rejection means you are dependent on what others think and want of you.

  13. Ricky Juan

    I live in the South Sandwich Islands. Tights are hard to come by here, but I’ve just LOVED the new look Marni has given us! I have three different colors and I wear them everywhere. Thanks to Marni I can wear them with pride. Honey, if anyone looks fat, it is me.

  14. hi bryan, i think what makes your legging not so perfect is that too tight (i mean it’s more a tights to a legging) and too sheer. i saw the runway pictures, they’re not that tight and thicker. i believe those models also have curvy legs. the right material made perfect fashion, right?

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