Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy
Here’s one for shits and giggles.
Christy Turlington for Italian Vogue, February 1992.
Bryanboy for Bryanboy.com, January 2007
Bitch got better boxes than me but what the hell, I’m wayyy prettier than her and I was still a fetus when that photo came out.
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Bryanboy: i thought she was just some overhyped supermodel ala janice dickinson etc. i mean, she’s "there" like cindy, naomi, fashion cafe there but little did i know she was a REAAAAL REAL REAL SUPERMODEL . at first glance, she looks incredibly dull with no personality unlike linda who’s got THAT va va voom effect
Mauricio: she was like on par with linda. linda became more famous but christy got more work than linda
Bryanboy: ah. like gisele bundchen and carmen kass
Mauricio: yes, but better. more beautiful i would say. girls were really gorgeous back then, weren’t they?
Bryanboy: well yeah. REAL beauty and gorgeous not like anorexic skin and bone blank canvas aliens like gemma ward etc
Mauricio: girls now look like aliens, true
Mauricio: i want a return to the supermodel!
Bryanboy: YES! ME TOO!
Mauricio: yeah but she has to have IT
Mauricio: the girl
Mauricio: she has to have the "super factor". gisele to me wasn’t a supermodel. she was just a model with a lot of work. she didn’t have that charge
Bryanboy: well who is responsible for finding IT then?
Mauricio: nobody is. IT just appears
Bryanboy: oh
Bryanboy: lol
Bryanboy: oh well
Bryanboy: it it it it
Bryanboy: maybe I’M IT??? hahahaha
Bryanboy: maybe you’re IT?
Mauricio: we’re it. we’re the IT if we just had 5 foot 10 frames, killer curves and amazing bone structure
Bryanboy: true. LOL.
Bryanboy: well, i think we’re IT inside
Bryanboy: we just lack the outside
Bryanboy: hahaha
Mauricio: we are
Mauricio: if we were beautiful women, bryan
Mauricio: we’d rule the fucking world
(10 minutes later)
Bryanboy: mauricio. i have an idea
Bryanboy: and i have $20,000 cold hard cash stashed somewhere.
Bryanboy: let’s go to bangkok.
Bryanboy: sex change.
Bryanboy: gender reassignment babe. if it worked for janice dickinson it will work for us
Bryanboy: and gia carangi too, that barebacking bitch
Mauricio: hahaha
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I love you all!!!
(But I love Christy more).
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Shit, I think I am becoming a modelizer! And I am gay!
The pics look positively glam except for one little thing: the metrobank sign. Other than that, they can be great for a two-page mag spread. Fabulous!!! :)
ugly is the new beauty.
classic is still in but typical is out.
you’re ugly. you know it.
COCO CRAKK YOU CRACKWHORE!
GEMMA WARD IS FUGLY! HER FOREHEAD IS BIGGER THAN HER FACE. BB IS WRIGHT, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN! GEMMA IS THE UGLIEST FUCKING CHICKPEA LOOKING DICK. SO WHAT IF SHE’S KARL’S MUSE OF THE MOMENT? BOO HOO SWEETHEART WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRESH SCENT OF KANGAROO SHIT. WE KNOW THE OLD MAN PLAYS MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH MODELS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
YOU WERE BORN IN ASSRAPE 1987! HOW SHOULD ONE EXPECT YOU TO APPRECIATE THE ERA OF STEVEN MEISEL AND THE GIRLS? THE ERA WHEN SUPERMODELS RULE THE EARTH?
I’ve seen thousands of your photos and believe me, http://www.ihatebryanboy.com/bryanboy/images2/010407_chanel5.jpg is the hottest photo ever.
The clothes, the tan, the cheekbones, the Chanel boxes. GORGEOUS! Fucking hell B, I’m speechless! Get your scrawny ass on a magazine and make love to the camera. You should come out with shit like this often!
oh my gawd! the pictures would really pass up for a page in vogue, fab! love your tan and how it contrasts with the green background, btw, that jacket u were wearing, chanel?
BTW, i think you look fly Bryan. Always did. I love how you take androgyny to a whole other level. You are my thinspo, and i consider myself skinny at 5’10 135…but I would like to get to 120 thanks to you…LOL…Keep it up Bryan. Everyone who hates on you, are simply haters.
BUT, dont EVER come for Gemma again. LOL. True Story. Baboosh!
you look so dark and those eyes can u actually see ??? they seem completly closed yuck
EAT EAT EAT!
Wow, you look Absolutely Fabulous sweetie! :)
How dare you come for Gemma. Gemma is GOD. She knocked Daria Werbowy off the throne, and she is number 1. Yes she might give you ALIEN CHIC, but so what. You could NEVER do it like her. She is a 5’10 GODDESS! Snagging all the major contracts and runway shows. Where were you at Chanel SS 07? Were u walking hand in hand with Karl Lagerfield? I doubt it. BABOOSH.
You look fabulous! BB ARE YOU ON CRACK? Your blog entries as of late are amazing!
You are soooo FIERCE!!
i love the tan. you’re skin is divine in these photos. you’re 1st pic can easily outstage christy’s if it wasn’t for the Metrobank signage in the backdrop. lol. nonetheless, the angling is good and i love how you look a little butch yet chic. hot.
that 3rd to last photo is fucking gorgeous.
Add a little dark dramatic lighting and it wouldnt look outta place in mens vogue/Arena Homme+ or The Bible (aka GQ Mens Style).
Ciao Bella Bryan.x
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You’re looking way too gorgeous these days!!!
im sooo jealous bb!
i want chanel stuff too!
really nice! love posts like this (no more sexually charged posts!). it’s very high fashion.
you look so fucking brown, you fat whore!
But where do you go from here… maybe to medja ho? like this new flaming star?
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You’d be hilarious!
Sensational!
Sensational!
The bone structure! The high cheeks! The delicious tan! Great pics! I think this is the best you’ve looked in recent times.
I love the second pic, with the little dirty finger, hehehe… :D
i love it!
You’re looking alot better than that cunt! And I bet she’s old and has wrinkles now, LOL.