Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy
Here’s one for shits and giggles.
Christy Turlington for Italian Vogue, February 1992.
Bryanboy for Bryanboy.com, January 2007
Bitch got better boxes than me but what the hell, I’m wayyy prettier than her and I was still a fetus when that photo came out.
Bryanboy: i thought she was just some overhyped supermodel ala janice dickinson etc. i mean, she’s "there" like cindy, naomi, fashion cafe there but little did i know she was a REAAAAL REAL REAL SUPERMODEL . at first glance, she looks incredibly dull with no personality unlike linda who’s got THAT va va voom effect
Mauricio: she was like on par with linda. linda became more famous but christy got more work than linda
Bryanboy: ah. like gisele bundchen and carmen kass
Mauricio: yes, but better. more beautiful i would say. girls were really gorgeous back then, weren’t they?
Bryanboy: well yeah. REAL beauty and gorgeous not like anorexic skin and bone blank canvas aliens like gemma ward etc
Mauricio: girls now look like aliens, true
Mauricio: i want a return to the supermodel!
Bryanboy: YES! ME TOO!
Mauricio: yeah but she has to have IT
Mauricio: the girl
Mauricio: she has to have the "super factor". gisele to me wasn’t a supermodel. she was just a model with a lot of work. she didn’t have that charge
Bryanboy: well who is responsible for finding IT then?
Mauricio: nobody is. IT just appears
Bryanboy: oh well
Bryanboy: it it it it
Bryanboy: maybe I’M IT??? hahahaha
Bryanboy: maybe you’re IT?
Mauricio: we’re it. we’re the IT if we just had 5 foot 10 frames, killer curves and amazing bone structure
Bryanboy: true. LOL.
Bryanboy: well, i think we’re IT inside
Bryanboy: we just lack the outside
Mauricio: we are
Mauricio: if we were beautiful women, bryan
Mauricio: we’d rule the fucking world
(10 minutes later)
Bryanboy: mauricio. i have an idea
Bryanboy: and i have $20,000 cold hard cash stashed somewhere.
Bryanboy: let’s go to bangkok.
Bryanboy: sex change.
Bryanboy: gender reassignment babe. if it worked for janice dickinson it will work for us
Bryanboy: and gia carangi too, that barebacking bitch
Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!!!
(But I love Christy more).