Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy

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Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy

Here’s one for shits and giggles.

Christy Turlington for Italian Vogue, February 1992.

Bryanboy for Bryanboy.com, January 2007

Bitch got better boxes than me but what the hell, I’m wayyy prettier than her and I was still a fetus when that photo came out.

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Bryanboy: i thought she was just some overhyped supermodel ala janice dickinson etc. i mean, she’s "there" like cindy, naomi, fashion cafe there but little did i know she was a REAAAAL REAL REAL SUPERMODEL . at first glance, she looks incredibly dull with no personality unlike linda who’s got THAT va va voom effect

Mauricio: she was like on par with linda. linda became more famous but christy got more work than linda

Bryanboy: ah. like gisele bundchen and carmen kass

Mauricio: yes, but better. more beautiful i would say. girls were really gorgeous back then, weren’t they?

Bryanboy: well yeah. REAL beauty and gorgeous not like anorexic skin and bone blank canvas aliens like gemma ward etc

Mauricio: girls now look like aliens, true

Mauricio: i want a return to the supermodel!

Bryanboy: YES! ME TOO!

Mauricio: yeah but she has to have IT

Mauricio: the girl

Mauricio: she has to have the "super factor". gisele to me wasn’t a supermodel. she was just a model with a lot of work. she didn’t have that charge

Bryanboy: well who is responsible for finding IT then?

Mauricio: nobody is. IT just appears

Bryanboy: oh

Bryanboy: lol

Bryanboy: oh well

Bryanboy: it it it it

Bryanboy: maybe I’M IT??? hahahaha

Bryanboy: maybe you’re IT?

Mauricio: we’re it. we’re the IT if we just had 5 foot 10 frames, killer curves and amazing bone structure

Bryanboy: true. LOL.

Bryanboy: well, i think we’re IT inside

Bryanboy: we just lack the outside

Bryanboy: hahaha

Mauricio: we are

Mauricio: if we were beautiful women, bryan

Mauricio: we’d rule the fucking world

(10 minutes later)

Bryanboy: mauricio. i have an idea

Bryanboy: and i have $20,000 cold hard cash stashed somewhere.

Bryanboy: let’s go to bangkok.

Bryanboy: sex change.

Bryanboy: gender reassignment babe. if it worked for janice dickinson it will work for us

Bryanboy: and gia carangi too, that barebacking bitch

Mauricio: hahaha

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Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!!!

(But I love Christy more).

27 Comments

  1. You’re looking alot better than that cunt! And I bet she’s old and has wrinkles now, LOL.

  2. The bone structure! The high cheeks! The delicious tan! Great pics! I think this is the best you’ve looked in recent times.

  3. really nice! love posts like this (no more sexually charged posts!). it’s very high fashion.

  4. i love the tan. you’re skin is divine in these photos. you’re 1st pic can easily outstage christy’s if it wasn’t for the Metrobank signage in the backdrop. lol. nonetheless, the angling is good and i love how you look a little butch yet chic. hot.

  5. You look fabulous! BB ARE YOU ON CRACK? Your blog entries as of late are amazing!

  6. Coco Crakk Balenciaga

    How dare you come for Gemma. Gemma is GOD. She knocked Daria Werbowy off the throne, and she is number 1. Yes she might give you ALIEN CHIC, but so what. You could NEVER do it like her. She is a 5’10 GODDESS! Snagging all the major contracts and runway shows. Where were you at Chanel SS 07? Were u walking hand in hand with Karl Lagerfield? I doubt it. BABOOSH.

  7. Antonio

    you look so dark and those eyes can u actually see ??? they seem completly closed yuck

  8. Coco Crakk

    BTW, i think you look fly Bryan. Always did. I love how you take androgyny to a whole other level. You are my thinspo, and i consider myself skinny at 5’10 135…but I would like to get to 120 thanks to you…LOL…Keep it up Bryan. Everyone who hates on you, are simply haters.
    BUT, dont EVER come for Gemma again. LOL. True Story. Baboosh!

  9. oh my gawd! the pictures would really pass up for a page in vogue, fab! love your tan and how it contrasts with the green background, btw, that jacket u were wearing, chanel?

  10. Daniel V.

    COCO CRAKK YOU CRACKWHORE!
    GEMMA WARD IS FUGLY! HER FOREHEAD IS BIGGER THAN HER FACE. BB IS WRIGHT, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN! GEMMA IS THE UGLIEST FUCKING CHICKPEA LOOKING DICK. SO WHAT IF SHE’S KARL’S MUSE OF THE MOMENT? BOO HOO SWEETHEART WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRESH SCENT OF KANGAROO SHIT. WE KNOW THE OLD MAN PLAYS MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH MODELS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
    YOU WERE BORN IN ASSRAPE 1987! HOW SHOULD ONE EXPECT YOU TO APPRECIATE THE ERA OF STEVEN MEISEL AND THE GIRLS? THE ERA WHEN SUPERMODELS RULE THE EARTH?

  11. ugly is the new beauty.
    classic is still in but typical is out.
    you’re ugly. you know it.

  12. ladymenefunien

    The pics look positively glam except for one little thing: the metrobank sign. Other than that, they can be great for a two-page mag spread. Fabulous!!! :)

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