012807_jenn3Bryanboy Loves: Jenn Hoffman

Her name is Jenn Hoffman and you’ll find her on the new season of Donald Trump’s The Apprentice on NBC! She’s also the entertainment reporter for 101.5 FREE FM in Feeeeeenix, Arizooooonahhhhh. My website is one of her favourites and she even references me on-air!! I love love love her because she loves loves loves me so I think you should love love love her too!

My god, I really can’t help but think why oh why oh why am I still in the third world? I’m soo jealous (but happy… for people) that everyone else is PROACTIVELY chasing their dreams whereas I’m still stuck (and helpless) in the third world. I reaaaaalllly need to move somewhere, spread my wings and fly and evolve into a bigger entity. Don’t you agree?

She’s the pretty one (because I said so) on the ladder, not that you can see her amongst the sea of American cows!

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax coming up next.

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