"Why do philipino girls have black pussy lips?"

"Why do philipino girls have black pussy lips?"

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god! This shit is sooo hysterical I fucking love it. I literally shat my pants when I read all these white heterosexual guys talk about brown ricer pussies and nipples... before moving on to things like chicken marinated in soy sauce.

I'm supposed to be on blogging holiday but I simply can't stay away from the computer. Hello self-destruction!!!! I binged, yet again, last night. I had a little junkfood/Pizza Hut craving last night (last time I had Pizza Hut grease was last year). Thank god for wireless internet. I had to hide inside my closet, laptop and junkfood galore, so nobody can see me pig the shit out of my system. My mother would slap me in the face if she found out I ordered Pizza Hut -- that woman's sense of smell is something to be scared of.

I'm just soooo stressed!!! There's a Louis Vuitton party tonight and I have to pick up my buddy from the airport in 2 hours. I needed all the calories I can get because I'm gonna have to pretend I'm anorexic in front of my friend for 2 whole weeks. That bitch is skinnier than me I fucking hate it. Hahahaha!

Anyway, so yeah...

I was bored last night so I trolled around internet forums and found a thread where all these guys talked about third world nips and cunts.

One guy basically asked the question: "why do philipino girls have black pussy lips and black nipples?"

I mean, what kind of question is that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The only answers I could think of are:

Flips aren't white.
Most flips are brown so expect dark pussy lips and dark nipples
Not all flips have dark pussy lips and dark nipples. It just depends. Some flips have beige/pink nipples etc.

Some of the guys there are fucking hilarious I almost died from laughing.

"Well, other Asians refer to them as ni... ugh, black people of Asia."

"Helps them blend in in the wild."

Bryanboy's note: this one is hilarious!

"Cause when they are in the sun, they cover everything except their pussy lips and their nipples."

"Korean girls have the nicest pussies but some of them smells like fish."

"Flip bitches got black tangs b/c they marinate their chicken in soy sauce."

And then this guy posted a picture of a Filipino girl and said "I hope this girl's coochie ain't black. I'm in love with her."

To which another guy responded "I can tell by her skin tone that it will be a dark brown poon. and dark brown nips."

Then the guy said... "grrrr.. well, she IS from Florida."

It was all fun and hilarious and I had to contribute something so here's what I said:

*sigh*

Amazing what goes on inside a human male's mind eh?

If you think whitening products are bad enough, I swear to fucking god, I remember watching this stupid cheap ho bag porn actress prostitute or something on Filipino TV and she sold this product/cream that can make your nipples go pink. It's the most ridiculous thing I've heard of, I swear!!!!! I REAAAAAAALLLY don't understand this aversion towards darker body parts. I mean, live, let live and deal with it.

For god's sake, you don't see me go on about anal bleaching, do you?

Besides... if you these people think black pussy lips on an Asian girl is bad, wait till they see a black scrotum (with a four-inch erect penis attached to it) that belongs to an ASIAN MAN! I've seen those (oh yes) and trust me, they're not the prettiest thing to look at. You really just have to accept that some people are built like that. HAHAHAHA!

It's like guys and penises. Some white people have scrotums that look sooo brown and leathery. Some white guys have dick heads soo purple it looks like it got a frostbite and some black guys aren't really well-hung. You know, back in my hey day when I was a slut, I've been with at least 3 black guys and my cock is bigger than theirs!

I'm not gonna complain because I'm an equal oppportunity lover. Black, white, brown, yellow, pink or periwinkle, their skin color doesn't matter to me.

What matters is the size.

Failing that, their liquid assets and the money they've got on thier bank account to spend on me will suffice.

Let's face it darling.

Money speaks louder than cock when it comes to materialistic whores like you and me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

End of story.

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