Watch what you shove down your gob tonight, assholes!! Don’t succumb to temptation — ignore the familia de horreur and all the faggots around you. Let them revel in warm, home-made blinis, caviar, canapes, deviled eggs, seared foie gras, cheese, ham, fine wine and other Christmas delicacies. Afterall, you don’t want to be the one crying their heart out next year for being fat. Eating is a disease and food is the enemy.
As for me, here’s what I’m having tonight.
Enjoy the festive season and happy thinspirational holidays from me to you.
Your favourite third world fag.