Santa should die.

Who is this old man and what on earth is he doing in my shithole? Deport deport deport. I hope Santa gets hit by a coke truck.

Me: "OMG let’s get our pictures taken!"
Niklas: "No!!"
Me: "Look at all those kids sitting on Santa’s lap. I wanna sit on somebody else’s lap too!"

*2 minutes later*

Santa: "Boys, stand behind me, you’re too old not allowed to sit on my lap!"

*shocked*

Me: "Don’t be full of yourself you homophobic piece of shit. I’d rather jump off a bridge than let a child molester fondle me."