No, I am *NOT* dead.

I’m not supposed to be on the computer but Niklas wanted to check his emails so I thought, what the hell, I might as well go online and search for guys who will pump, dump and breed my ass bareback.

I’m kidding.

So yeah… I’m still on holida, lots of sea, sun, sand, booze, drugs and sex. I got sperminated left and right by random pundits who thought my mangina is the third world’s best tourist attraction. Hahaha! I wish. Nah..

I’ll do a proper update when I get back… just give me a few days.

BTW, remember my self-imposed year-long Louis Vuitton ban? Well, guess who used moi (OH YES) as inspiration???? Ooooh la la. I fucking love it.


More pictures later…………. :)

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