Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones!

Written By bryanboy

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones!

Those disgusting Asian-American FOBs pretending they’re black and fabulous got nothing on me and they can all lick my Filipino ass crack. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones!!!!!!!

I NEED A CAREER ON BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION!!!!! Is Tyra hiring?

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeee to the rhythmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Here’s the last installment of our little holiday photos…

Look how the colour of my skin matches all the wooden shit around me. AND I LOOOOOOOVE MY FUCKIN COLLAR BONES!!!!!!!! It’s about time they show up. Hahaha!

The chicken wings I wrote on my blog not too long ago…

Gawd. I don’t even know what to say about this one. Hahahhaa! This photo is soo wrong and sooo incriminating. You know your man is gay if they shave their pits.

Dinner at Mango-Ray: lambchops.

Whereas Niklas devoured an entire pizza.

I read the papers almost every day during our holiday – I swear to fucking god there’s a pedo who got busted — a brit, a dutchman, a belgian… and now, a swede.

What the hell is Liya Kebede doing in the third world??? Liya caught by papaz…

Work it like you own it…. just like Liya would do it.

I brought Niklas to Nami on our last day to have late lunch. It’s a little resort at the end of the island and they have the BEST food (and service) in Boracay, hands-down.

Our table…

View from our table…

I also bumped into two of my acquaintances, exchanged HIs, Hellos and a little bit of chit chat. I haven’t seen them in the longest time and it was definitely nice to see them again.

Anyhoo, we shared a little salad and I had some salmon.

Mmmm scrumptious!

Sooo gay!

Sunset galore…

Went back to Mango-Ray for dinner on our last night… my turn to devour a pizza. I gave up after 6 slices! I’m telling you, this silly Boracay trip is synonymous to fuckin FAT CAMP!!!!!

Me and one of those sand castle things…

Niklas waiting for me to check us out of the hotel.

Niklas: "Oh look… Swedish Massage. What’s that?"

Me:
"A massage. I’ve had one of those but I can’t remember how it works. They’re all the same anyway. Besides, you’re Swedish… you should know better."

Niklas: "I’ve never had a massage before."

Me: "Seriously?"

Niklas: "Yes."

Me: "You’ve never had a massage or you’ve never had a Swedish massage."

Niklas: "I’ve never had a massage before."

Me: "Never, ever, ever, ever as in ever?"

Niklas: "I told you I’ve never had a massage before."

*gobsmacked*

Me: "Never, ever, ever, ever as in ever, infinity ever?"

Niklas: "Fuck off."

I’m soooo brown!!!!

Boat ride…

Tried to pull a Nicole on the plane….

I’ve seen many, many MALE flight attendants on my time and this is the first time I saw a stocky male flight attendant. Most of them are usually thin, anorexic faggots so I simply had to ask Niklas to take a picture of this guy.

I can’t decide whether this guy is fat or muscular though I have a feeling HE USED TO BE A MUSCLE FAG with some sort of a career (i.e. male gigolo) then he got aids or something and he lost all those muscle cuts/rips. Now he’s gotten a little on the stocky/fat side, he decided to clean up his act and become a flight attendant. What do you think? Am I right????

God. I’m sooo judgmental it’s not even funny. It’s fun guessing stories about other people. LOL.

Ok. Whatevs.

IT’S JUST SO WROOOOOOOOONG TO SEE A BULKY MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!!!! HAHAHA!

That’s all for now. I hope you enjoyed our holiday as much as we did.

Email me and tell me you love me! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

17 Comments

  1. I can’t decide whether this guy is fat or muscular though I have a feeling HE USED TO BE A MUSCLE FAG with some sort of a career (i.e. male gigolo) then he got aids or something and he lost all those muscle cuts/rips. Now he’s gotten a little on the stocky/fat side, he decided to clean up his act and become a flight attendant. What do you think? Am I right????

    FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Dude, your fat finger’s like blocking my view justkidding HAHA.
    I think he’s fat. Uh-huh. You know those people with huge arms but totally buff bods? Yep, that’s him.
    So that only makes him like half fat. o:

  3. BRYANBOY IS A UGLY BITCH!

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  4. Niklas: “Oh look… Swedish Massage. What’s that?”
    Me: “A massage. I’ve had one of those but I can’t remember how it works. They’re all the same anyway. Besides, you’re Swedish… you should know better.”
    Niklas: “I’ve never had a massage before.”
    Me: “Seriously?”
    Niklas: “Yes.”
    Me: “You’ve never had a massage or you’ve never had a Swedish massage.”
    Niklas: “I’ve never had a massage before.”
    Me: “Never, ever, ever, ever as in ever?”
    Niklas: “I told you I’ve never had a massage before.”
    *gobsmacked*
    Me: “Never, ever, ever, ever as in ever, infinity ever?”
    Niklas: “Fuck off.”
    ________________
    LOL!
    LIKE .. NEVER BEFORE?
    MWHAHAHAHAH!!
    BabyBryann,, u never ever ever can make me stop laughing! damn u!
    and that steward,, he’s cute,, any frontal picture of him? *flaunt* *giggle*

  5. The Truth

    “you know your man is gay when they shave their pits”
    How about, you know your man is gay if he is seen in public with Bryanboy?

  6. Dude, what’s up with all the hatred up in here? If you don’t like it, go away.
    Anyway, I think everything you do is fabulous and don’t stop being fabulous.
    And I don’t think the flight attendant is fat… it’s probably the uniform.

  7. Lionel RichTea

    I need a vacation like that!
    You both look really good. Espcially your skin, you’re both so well tanned. I’m so jealous.

  8. Is that your boyfriend? He is XXX hot! Even that ‘stocky’ flight attendant is hot.
    hothothot.

  9. hey bryan, love reading the site, can u tell me where niklas bought his jeans?? i love them. thanks.
    -Paul

  10. BryanBoy is fat and stumpy!

    Tyra Banks is NOT affiliated with Black Entertainment Television. Not every Black celebrity or Black television show is on the Black Entertainment Television channel, you third world loser. You try so hard to be so modernized in that swamp you live in, but you know nothing. Stop reading blog websites to learn about America.
    Oh and by the way, you look quite fat and stumpy! We all know you bleach your face because you’re ashamed of yourself.

  11. BryanBoy you are my hero!!! you so set the standard for what i want to be like when i grow up out of my shit hole lol!!!! i have a myspace, checkit out. Btw, ppl don’t use the expression third world anymore, they usually say Less Economically Developed Country (LEDC)or (LDC)

  12. anonymous

    omg! i fucking hate that fat ass flight attendant! that guy was in my flight from bangkok! i think youre right that he was a gigolo.

  13. Both the flight attendants for my flights back and forth Singapore and Manila on Cebu Pacific have stocky flight attendants. I think it’s a requirement.

  14. Yo code name: BRYANBOY IS AN UGLY BITCH?? You are one dumb, probaly hideously and disturbingly ugly, fat, and we already can tell your one snooty rude fucked up bitch that should go fuck themselves!! go to hell you stupid bitch

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