EUROTRASH: THE NEW CHIC

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! Want inspiration? I’ll give you inspiration. I’ll fucking give you estrogen! HAHAHA! Mark my words. ALL OF YOU! With all this black and "chic" bullshit going out right now, let me just say that it’s time to go back to early 90′s Eurotrash! Print these photos and post them on your wall — Eurotrash is the new chic!

Front-row at Chanel Couture: Socialites Nan Kempner (Left) and Jacqueline Delubac, Victoire de Castellane, Christy Turlington, Anna Piaggi. Photo: American Vogue, April 1990.

It’s amazing how some of the photos on the next page were taken 15-17 years ago. Wow. WOW!

I love this photo. It’s soo TIMELESS and beautiful. And yes — it’s Chanel! MY FAVOURITE!!!! Believe it or not, this photo came out on Italian Vogue in February of 1992 so imagine, they prolly shot this in 1991 yet it looks sooo now!

Think of a lady who was brought up in bumfuck, middle America, eating cheetohs and watching Dynasty. Then she won the lotto and lived in Paris for ten years — she’s been in Paris for that long but she’s still got the Dynasty and cheetohs in her.

I like the way Chanel was styled in the pictures — look at the BOBBY SOCKS… and prolly spandex leggings, too.

This photo screams "NOW AND THE FUTURE!". Take note of the big, oversized Chanel bag and the big, oversized shoes. It’s sooo NOW! With all the anorexia going on, y’all need to go for SKINTIGHT SHIT! Time to flaunt that figure — the waist — the hips — the legs. Good luck to you if you are fat like me — time to take up crystal meth and start purging our insides!!!

This is sooo Melrose Place gone Paris. It’s sooo trashy yet it’s soo chic!

Don’t you just love it?

Here’s another one I love. Hello!! I have a weakness for stripes! Anyway, look at the way Christy and Linda were styled. I looove the accessories and they were only going to the beach! BITCH EAT BITCH, BETCH! I got slammed one time by some anonymous coward fuck for bringing Louis Vuitton on the beach well bitch please, next time they say shit they better do it the Christy and Linda way — GLOVES, SCARVES, BERETS, BELTS and HEELS! THIS IS EUROTRASH AT ITS FINEST! I FUCKING LOVE LOVE IT!

I love Linda Evangelista!!! SOOO FUCKING FIERCE! Someone should bring back those trashy "beauty pageant" high-cut whatever bathing suits. Fantastic!

EUROTRASH!!!!!

Are you feeling the EuroTrash vibe now?

SKINTIGHT.

BIG SHOES.

BIG JEWELS.

BIG HAIR.

THINK AMERICAN DAYTIME SOAP OPERA LOOK GONE FRENCH!

Ok.. maybe that’s a bit excessive. I only published that photo cause I love it.

But you get the idea.

EUROTRASH IS THE NEW CHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year!!! Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!