Teaser: Meet Granny Bee

So tell me, what’s the first thing your 70-year old grandmother will do as soon as she get out of rehab? Will she go to McDonald’s in a wheelchair, wearing a Chanel twinset, 5-inch Jimmy Choos, with two lovingly loyal servants?

Answers on a postcard, please.  Pictionary and Faggotry in Motion coming up next.