St. Scholastica's College

Written By bryanboy

St. Scholastica’s College

I like doing things for the very first time so when the Junior Marketing Association students of St. Scholatica’s College (here in the fantastic cesspit of the third world) invited me to judge their mini fashion show/school project, I just knew I had to say YES!

It’s not every day I get invited by students to judge, let alone visit an ALL-GIRLS Catholic school, so imagine the excitement I had being on the SAME vicinity of thousands of girls, women, ladies, lesbians, young lesbians, kiddie bulldykes, minge, mussels, clams, flaps of all ages, and nuns! FABULOUS! Hahahaha! Just kidding.

What’s with the onslaught of student requests lately? I once got invited to speak at a seminar at a college in Singapore and then I also got interviewed by various student papers in Malaysia and Thailand. These days, I’ve been getting requests from Philosophy students of Ateneo University (here in Manila) to be the subject of their documentary over a period of time. I don’t mind interviews… I LOVE interviews! It’s always nice to spread some fairy pixie dust around the world. You know my motto babies: keep the faggotry alive! Hahahaha :P

I’m truly honoured and flattered every time someone emails me their requests so keep them coming! It’s nice to help people out — I believe that children are our future. I hope you won’t take it personally if I said no. I try to accomodate everyone as long as it’s reasonable… and provided I have the time. =)

*sigh* How nice is it to be young and carefree?

Those St. Scho girls are a lovely, lovely bunch. They’re all nice and sweet. When I got there, nobody dared to look at me — they were all doing their thing. They did a good job pretending they didn’t know me. Hahahaha! I love it.

When the mini fashion show ended, a few girls asked to take my pictures and bam, wham, bam! EVERYONE went gaga with their cameras and mobile phones to take photos of me and I thought, "wow, I can get used to this. I feeel like a celebrity, even for just 10 minutes hahahaha!". Dozens and dozens and dozens of girls asked to take my photograph. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!

It really is a great feeling inside knowing

that I made them happy, even for a few seconds.

I just looooooooooove how I’m corrupting the minds of today’s youth. LOL.

Look how I got dwarfed in this photo. Hahahaha! I’m supposed to be the star but all the bitches in the middle overpowered my presence. *kidding*

With that being said, let’s play a little pictionary, shall we?

Anyone wanna play hide and seek?

St. Scholastica’s College is one of the oldest all-girls institutions in Manila. Rich in history and tradition.

I see nuns!!! Lots and lots and lots and lots of nuns!!!

Me at the courtyard. I was shocked to see a few boys playing basketball. I was all like "what the hell are these boys doing here?"… and then I realized these girls need a dose of male eye candy from time to time. I’m sure lesbianism is flourishing at an all-time high in all-girl schools… god forbid if I had a daughter who turned out to be the biggest bulldyke. I’m gonna have to send her straight to beauty and charm school! Hahaha! For god’s sake I don’t want a bulldyke daughter!!! I WANNA HAVE A GRAND DAUGHTER AND NAME HER MIMI !!!!! *kidding* Nah. I’ll accept my kids blah blah blah regardless of how they turn out blah blah blah. I’m extremely lucky to have parents who are very accepting of me — I mean come on, you have to give them credit for coping up with my bullshit. Some fathers out there would probably beat the hell out of their sons if they found out they like lip gloss over guns. Oh well.

Enough verbal diarrhea. Amazing how I’m on this silly tirade about having kids when we all know I don’t have a uterus.

I look like a chimp dressed in matronic clothes here… nothing new. Hahaha! I think I went overboard with MAC Lipglass. LOL

Who’s the fucking antichrist now?

HAHAHA! I swear to god, I thought I was gonna vanish into thin air the moment I graced their halls… hello hardcore catholicism!!!! You have no idea how glad I was to get out alive and in one piece. I guess I’m not the antichrist afterall.

I tried to take a photo of this building but my cigarette ruined it.

Look how it turned out. Isn’t it spooky?

Speaking of spooky, I have absolutely no idea what that silly circle thing got into the picture. Someone told me it’s one of those "orbs" or whatever. Maybe I’ve been watching too much TV but did you know that some ghosts mysteriously show up on pictures and your camera can actually ‘catch’ them? They show up as tiny circles or dots due to temperature or blah blah whatever. I don’t even wanna talk about it.

It’s strange cause I have several pictures on the SAME spot and NONE of them have that silly smiley face thing.

GOD.

Girl, boy, man, woman, male, female, shemale, gay, straight, lesian, transexual, transvestite, bisexual, ladyboy, bulldyke, I don’t care whether you like kosher meals or not buy you know how the saying goes…

Email me and tell me you love me!!!! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

25 Comments

  1. kapeng mainit

    putanginamo!!! because of you i’m missing my deadlines reading your blog! Ang powers mo talaga!

  2. i gotta hand it to you bb, you are one fucking hilarious fag! i hate your pants though.

  3. Buti hindi ka kinurot ng mga madre dun dahil sa kalandian mo… Ako kasi nung prep kinurot ako e. Kaya after non, atheist na ako. Wahahahaha!
    Tarush ka evah!

  4. Samantha M.

    WHAT A NOSE YOU HAVE….NAMUMULAKLAK! YOU ARE SO “NATIVE” I PITY YOU…

  5. the pants are outrageous bb and that’s how i like it!!! the “wtf is that ghost smiley doing in the pic” is teh funniest ever!

  6. oh my god that was spooky! i meant your pants not the smiley face. seriously bryanboy i hate the pants!!!!

  7. Wow!
    That orb kinda spooky to me,,
    Geez,, hahaha, but damn, luv ur shades!
    but what’s wrong with that pants huh? it looks kinda quirky yet stylish!
    You damn know how to match making !!
    Keep the faggotry alive!!
    luv ya,,
    BabooshH!

  8. OMG u have bamboo-looking legs. phoebe’s right. lose the pants. say baboosh to the bamboo look.

  9. You are one hell of an ettention whore! Nobody would ever dare to wear that pants, it looks like a costume to me heheehehe but you want to get noticed so i salut u for that! The bouquet is kinda cheap thou heheehe, i presume u just grab it from someone..lol ur funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. god! why didn’t i see you in my school?…did you know that this site cannot be accessed in our computer lab?…grr…
    anyway, please visit us again and hopefully, i’ll see you!

  11. I’m an alumna of that school! Loyalty medalist from prep until 4th year highschool. the photo you took of the school with your cigarette smoke is kinda spooky too. i can see an image of a saint, a face of a male saint to be exact (It might be St. Benedict, twin brother of St. Scholastica) That school rocked! ;P

  12. i knew it!!i knew it!! you were in st.scho!
    you fit right in an all girls school!

  13. wideyeshut

    bry, is there something wrong with your pictures. i can’t see them anywhere in beijing. oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!

  14. hiya resa~
    wow Scholasticans are everywhere :D
    I graduated HS in SSC (’04), and currently finishing my degree there too >_<
    ok I'm scraping the barrel now :P

  15. that spooky orb thingy is probably dirt or fungal mould in yr camera. Better get your camera checked and cleaned.

  16. ahahahaha, it looks like nakikipicture rin ung orb beside you. i think it wanted to strut your signature pose kaso it’s limbless… :D funny ung ghost pic! :D

  17. cool! been checking your blog every now and then. Cool cool cool. The faggatory is thingy is really hillarious! Kolasa. you should take a picture with those guys. As far i am concern those guys might be studying sa conservatory of music.

  18. OMGGGGG i went to st scholasticas in SYDNEY and those lil ladies came out an visited our campus… so cool….

  19. Contrary to the prevailing opinion/s here, I so love the pants! Where did you get it, may I ask? The Birkin? Get rid of that doll!

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