SMASHING TRANSFORMATION: Allegra Versace Beck + TEXT MESSAGES GALORE!

SMASHING TRANSFORMATION: Allegra Versace Beck

CALLING THE ATTENTION OF MY FELLOW ANA/MIA SISTERS - ALLEGRA VERSACE BECK'S MEMBERSHIP TO OUR ANA/MIA CLUB HAS BEEN REVOKED!

SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOVING FOOD DOWN HER THROAT THESE DAYS!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha! ONE BAKED POTATO MAKES A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!

I'm sooo thrilled to report that I'm not the only one who's gaining weight recently. Amazing. Fucking amazing. I haven't been monitoring thinspiration goddess Allegra Versace the past few months and boy am I glad to see these....

November 1, 2006 - Hollywood, CA - AFI Fest presented by Audi; Opening night gala of "Bobby"

October 10, 2006 - Beverly Hills, CA - World Premier of Running With Scissors

October 7, 2006 - Beverly Hills, CA - 2nd Annual Noche De Ninos

September 7, 2006 - London - 21st Anniversary of Elle Magazine

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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... What do you think of Allegra's transformation? She really really really really looks healthy now. Perfect! Just perfect! I give her 2 thumbs up! I hope she doesn't go overboard with eating. Mind you, food is still the enemy...

I LOOOOOOOOVE ALLEGRA!!!!!!!!!! I want her to be my new BFF.

Email me and tell me you love me. It's fucking 2AM here and I need to be up in a few hours. I'm gonna be on TV later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com.

I love you all!

PPSS. BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE WHO SENT ME TEXT MESSAGES. I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! Thank you sooo much for the kind words!!! I'll reply here cause it's soo much faster to type using a keyboard than my phone.

Martina from Prague who is now living in Scotland (last 4 digits of cellphone ending in 7807) - Thanks babe!
Someone from Indonesia (7971) - Thanks babe!
Stella (and friends) from Singapore (1142) - You and your friends are hilarious!!!! Are you sure you want to bear my babies?? OMG! Hahaha
Chris from MA, USA (4944) - True. I'm not giving in to the religious fanatics. I only published that "apology" for the sake of it. That should make them shut up for now. At least they won't say I didn't apologize. You know, "damage control" whatever. :P
Ola from Sweden (8291) - I definitely agree with you. Come to the Philippines and let's make babies!
Someone from Malaysia (4251) - Thank YOU for voting for me on this year's gay bloggies! I really appreciate it!!! And to those of you who haven't voted yet, BE SURE TO VOTE MOI, BRYANBOY, on all CATEGORIES I'M NOMINATED IN! I've got some tough competition and all I want is to win! Visit http://www.gaybloggies.com to cast your vote!
Jean from Malaysia (4726) - Thanks for the kind words of encouragement. You're a doll! I really want to move out though. It's for my sanity's sake. I want to evolve into a better, bigger person and I want to learn new experiences!
Natziette from the USA (2858) - You may send me cards, letters and other fan mail to: Bryanboy.com
MCPO Box 2044
Makati City, MM 1250
Philippines
Someone from Singapore (9102) - Thanks!
Someone from the Philippines (7565) - The name of the song on Faggotry in Motion #006 Video is "Tu Nem Ai" by Luka
Someone from Indonesia (5784) - No, I don't get whatever I want. I *do* have an idea of what I want but I don't often get it. Contrary to what you think, no, I'm not optimistic ALL of the time. I *DO* try to look on the positive side of things and try not to dwell on negativity for a long time. =) It's absolutely pointless surrounding yourself with negativity, dwell on shit or hold grudges. It's always best to move on and keep going forward.
Someone from New Zealand (2774) - I don't have my stationery printed out yet! LOL.
Someone from the Philippines (6003) - Thanks!
Someone from the Philippines (3009) - Thanks! Keep the faggotry alive indeed!
Sharon from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (0636) - I agree with you. Bull indeed. I've moved on! *wink wink*
Ina from the Philippines (3278) - I definitely agree with you. :)