I’m really really happy my little Mrs. Granny Bee video broke the 104,000 threshold (in a few days) and it’s not going anywhere but up. I’m currently working on a brief, 20-minute movie to top everything I did in the past 2 years, hoping this would further propel me into attention whoredom. I wanna have a million viewers!!!! Hahaha! So tell me, where can I get a fucking:

  • skinhead
  • office (mine is way too tiny)
  • hotel
  • restaurant
  • lots of camera men/paparazzi, I need at least 10 big fat men with enormous cameras
  • red carpet
  • fat man in a suit
  • train
  • Vivienne Westwood corsette

Answers on a postcard please.