Written By bryanboy


I’m really really happy my little Mrs. Granny Bee video broke the 104,000 threshold (in a few days) and it’s not going anywhere but up. I’m currently working on a brief, 20-minute movie to top everything I did in the past 2 years, hoping this would further propel me into attention whoredom. I wanna have a million viewers!!!! Hahaha! So tell me, where can I get a fucking:

  • skinhead
  • office (mine is way too tiny)
  • hotel
  • restaurant
  • lots of camera men/paparazzi, I need at least 10 big fat men with enormous cameras
  • red carpet
  • fat man in a suit
  • train
  • Vivienne Westwood corsette

Answers on a postcard please.


  1. Please please please reply or post an answer or something.. but where are your boots from?? Please!!! I love them obviously.

  2. Since you love to do photo comparisons (including platypus WTF?) just re-enact the best of the tabloid paparazzi stuff as only you can do it! it would be hilarious and definately get those page clicks ramped.

  3. you must be guilty of something or are you just tryin to get some “famous” shots from those cameras for your movie? haha, goodluck on that.

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