Miserable Fat Queen

Written By bryanboy

Miserable Fat Queen

I don’t feel like writing. I feel fat. I am fucking fat.  I am clinically obese. I really should be ashamed of myself. I just finished an entire box (a dozen) of Dunkin Donuts Bavarian Kreme donuts. Ugh! Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Mmm.. bavarian kreme donuts. It’s like felching fresh cum off someone’s ass. EEW. Not that I’d felch someone. Yuck. Hahahaha. It’s me who gets felched, not the other way around. HAHAHAHA! Go right ahead. Search "felching" on google and you’re in for a treat.

I’m going to hell. I really am.


  1. Felching is a sexual practice in which semen is sucked out of another person’s vaginal or anal “cream pie”. The individual sucking the semen can either swallow it, or pass it back and forth from mouth to mouth. The colloquial term for the latter act is “snowballing”, or the less-used term “squeegeeing.”
    OMG Bryannnn how did you know that verbbb?
    love aida

  2. yum
    i would have never known that “term”. How sad…I am sooooooooooo sheltered.
    but yuck comparing it to a Bavarian Kreme doughnut…i will NEVER see them the same way again.

  3. Chunky but Funky

    You silly Queen It’s about time you did eat something and stopped looking like some prepubescent girl!
    (Still think you’re fab, but a Philippino colleague tells me there’s loads of Bryan Boys all over Manila. Kinda like Thai Katoeys?)

  4. you’re not fat bryanboy. you’re actually fabulous! and i mean it. promise! i just adoooore bryanboy! i love you! smooches! take care! ;p

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