Miserable Fat Queen

I don’t feel like writing. I feel fat. I am fucking fat.  I am clinically obese. I really should be ashamed of myself. I just finished an entire box (a dozen) of Dunkin Donuts Bavarian Kreme donuts. Ugh! Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Mmm.. bavarian kreme donuts. It’s like felching fresh cum off someone’s ass. EEW. Not that I’d felch someone. Yuck. Hahahaha. It’s me who gets felched, not the other way around. HAHAHAHA! Go right ahead. Search "felching" on google and you’re in for a treat.

I’m going to hell. I really am.