I don’t speak Spanish…

… and I can’t read it either.

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I have no clue what the fabulous people at Telecinco 5 in Spain are saying about me. Since I’m sooo fucking full of myself, I can only assume that they want all their Spanish readers to vote for my fat ass on this year’s gay bloggies.

I think you should, too. VOTE FOR ME ON ALL THE CATEGORIES I’M NOMINATED IN!

http://www.gaybloggies.com

Free blowjobs for all if I win.