"I don’t care!" – Yeah, Cheers, Thanks a lot. (Season 2)

I have three words: Tragedy. Casualty. Disaster.

Oh dear. I tottttttttttttttalllyy did it again. Yes!!! I totally had a "yeah, cheers, thanks a lot" moment. This is exactly why I could never have a career in television. I was crap!

I went to the TV station yesterday afternoon because I was invited to join a debate regardling online addiction and whether it’s good or bad for today’s youth. The call-time was at 3PM and I got there about half an hour early. Unlike some of my prior TV appearances, the show was being taped and I don’t think they’ll air it for quite some time. One of the girls told me they might air it next week. We’ll see how it goes.

One of the girls on my team is my long-lost acquaintance, Mich. I haven’t seen her in agesssss. Oh I dunno… 4 decades perhaps? It was definitely nice to see her again. We were supposed to meet up in London a few years ago when she went there to study but we didn’t really had the chance because I was with someone else at that time…

Either that or I was busy sucking too much British cock when I was there. Anyhoo… there’s a couple of familiar faces. Iya, who is a host for a different TV show was there as well as Joaquin of DateJoaquin.com fame. I recognized Joaquin because I got a spam message (you naughty, naughty boy) from someone promoting his website. Hahahahaha! *wink wink* He’s actually nice. Smart cookie!

Everything went soooo fast and I could barely remember what happened. In fact, it didn’t even feel like a debate. It felt as if it was just a casual discussion amongst everyone with la small side audience, ots of cameras and lights. My gal pal maid Eunice didn’t even have the chance to take lots of pictures and videos on the set…

The show was hosted by Bianca and Mo. Bianca’s really pretty. I spent half the time looking at her earrings, wondering if they were real. Massive rocks, I’m telling you! Hahaha! Mo, on the other hand, is one of the popular radio DJs here in the third world. I’m gonna guest in his show sometime!! Yay!! I can’t wait to be on radio. I’m all for shameless self-promotion. Hahaha!

Let me be the one to tell you that it wasn’t my best TV appearance ever. Good luck to me if I make it on television again. Hahahaha!

Gawwdd look at me… I’m turning into this meedja whore! Terrible. Absolutely terrible!

It’s all a great experience for me though. Really. It is!

I look forward to the day that I learn how to handle myself well in public.



I’m not even gonna complain how terribly uncomfortable those chairs were…

I was the dumbest cunt in the history of mankind!!!!

It’s funny how Mich and I were discussing before the taping how it’s absolutely hilarious if we’re gonna ditz it up in front of the camera. Little did she know that I AM A REAL DITZ IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

Everyone had something to say. Everyone was soo eloquent in the way they delivered their shit. Everyone from the hosts and my team mates, Mich and Stephanie, who is a high school senior if I’m not mistaken, to the opposing camp and the panelists.

Everyone except me.

I spent most of the time looking at my thighs, wondering whether they’re gonna look fat on TV!!!

Remember the time I went on TV and all I said the entire time was "like, you know"???

110606_kimKim Atienza (who is a former Manila City Counselor … he’s sooo nice… and I love nice people hahaha!!!!!) asked me a question that went something like "so Bryan, you are one of the top Filipino bloggers and you’re famous yaddi yaddi yadda. How do you feel about young children reading your blog? are you concerned about your content? do you feel like you have to be responsible blah blah blah?"

I honestly (and I mean HONESTLY… I KNOW I’M ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT BUT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHEN I’M NOT SHITTING) cannot remember what it is I said.

I think I replied by saying…

"Oh. Well… I don’t care."

And then he said a few other things and then I think (I repeat.. I think) I responded back again by saying…

"I don’t care."

Remember that episode on the first season of Absolutely Fabulous? I LOOOOVE Patsy Stone. I swear to fucking god, this is what I was like yesterday, minus the fabulous dress and the gorgeous beehive of course.

"Yeah, cheers thanks a lot."


My sister told me that ("Oh. I don’t care.") was the ONLY thing she heard me say before she left.

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I hope I didn’t come across as nasty. Or rude.

I guess what I was trying to say is…. I honestly don’t care that there are young children reading my blog. Case in point: 13-year old Jam from the Philippines who emailed me this lovely photo 2 days ago. Thanks Jam! I love, love, love, love you too! She told me she saw me at the mall quite some time ago but she was too shy to approach me. JAM!!!! YOU SHOULD’VE SAID HI!! I DON’T BITE Y’ALL AND I LOVE MEETING MY READERS!

It’s oh too easy to use the whole ‘freedom of speech’ bollocks but I won’t. Yes, I DO write a lot of shit that’s not necessarily meant for kids but do keep in mind that children aren’t my intended audience in the first place. As I’ve said before, I DOO love my jailbait readers but it is not my responsibility to educate them on what’s right or what’s wrong.

I wish I could put my thoughts into writing but I can’t. This whole thing is giving me a headache. Hahahaha! *wink*

Should you blame thin fashion models for anorexia? Fast food chains for obesity? Tobacco companies for lung cancer?

I’m not saying I do not have any limits or boundaries. I mean, I do.

Bottom-line is, people should have responsibilities for themselves and everyone should be responsible for their actions. As for kids… well… I’m not their parent… or their legal guardian. The burden of responsibility shouldn’t be on my side of the fence when their parents are the ones who should make the necessary steps in protecting their children against anything, oh I don’t know, adult.


I had to wear an oversized black tee under my v-neck top to hide my bugle. Damn Galliano.

My face looks horrid on this photo but whatever. I look sooooo fucking obese!!!!! SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME FREE LIPOSUCTON ALREADY!

Little did I know my bulge will show up anyway. hahaha! Gross.


Fending for myself is already a challenge… why should I even make the attempt to save the whales and the rest of the world? It is indeed selfish but hey, I do not have any moral obligation whatsoever (and I should never, ever have any obligation of any kind) to the people who visit my little narcissistic shrine.

I hope y’all get what I’m trying to say. Nothing beats good ol’ Bryanboy verbal diarrhea.

Gawwwwd. I really hate being an inbred blonde.

So yeah…

Kim brought up a lot of really good points. I luuuurrrve him! Hahaha. Unlike me, that man clearly knows what he’s saying.


More love from all over the place… Big shout out to the bitches who sent me photos of their unconditional and undying love. Keep them coming! I love each and every one of you.

Bryanboy loves Maia, Hans and Ina from Norway…

Leon from Singapore…

Czarina from the Philippines, who saw Imelda Marcos in flesh yesterday afternoon. What a lucky bitch she is — Czarina that is. Hahaha!

Loren is also from the Philippines… everyone third world bitches like me!

Heather from Seattle is FIERCE!

Someone from the UK (a third person totally unrelated to the 2 guys who sent me those "controversial" whatever photos…) wanted to remain anonymous and he sent this for shits and giggles. Hahaha! I love it!

I think I’ll leave it at that and take a nap.

It’s 3:45AM. I have lots of things to do tomorrow. It’s Monday for fuck’s sake. Ugh!

As always, email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com. SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. If you’re in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives aka Philippines, be sure to keep an eye out for YSpeak at Studio 23 every Sundays.

PPSS. This song goes out to he knows who he is.