Here’s one for the boys.

And lesbians, too.

Why am I posting this? Believe it or not, there are fabulous folk like Carlos who are simply just not satisfied with my mangina.(Say hi to the beautiful wife for me!!!)

Paris: "Legs akimbo bitch!"
Britney: "I’m not a girl… not yet a woman!"

CHA-CHING CHA-CHING CHA-CHING!

This is the reason why I’m not really a Britney fan.

Photos via ONTD. Also, many thanks to that one person for bringing this to my attention and emotionally scarring me for life.

I have to admit, you gotta give credit to Britney for keeping it shaved. Most female brown ricers like their minges covered with hair.

Don’t ask me how I know. I just do! I’ve seen far too many amateur Asian videos and most brown bitch whores got hairy bushes down there!

GIRLS… KEEP YOUR PUSSIES BALD!!!!!

Happy Wednesday!