Goodbye Third World!

This is interesting. Just pulled out my latest stats and it looks like only 3.92% of my readers are located in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives, aka my hometown, the cesspit of the third world = Philippines.

Even my Singaporean figures (which is usually wayy more than my Filipino readers) went down as well, thanks to the influx of Americans.

What does it mean? Well, geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry and at this point, the world is my fucking oyster. The number of people who read my site outside the shithole I call home easily outnumbers my fellow brown ricers. Hahaha! I love it. I mean, my third world audience usually remains in the 10-15% figure but whatever. I’m not gonna complain. I love everybody… it doesn’t matter whether they’re brown, yellow or periwinkle. I’m all for world domination. I’m sure you’ll agree with me when I say that the only thing worse than being a big fish in a small pond is being the small fish in the small pond. And I don’t want to be either.

Big fish. Small fish. Big pond. Small pond. Whatever. Fish… pond… both of them can go to hell for all I care. I wanna be a fucking whale smack right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean… and it’s all happening as I’m typing this.

Pictionary coming up next. OOOOO I’m sooo excited. My mangina is getting moist already.

P.S. I’ve been getting emails and notes from third world people why there’s not enough of them… well, I didn’t say my Filipino readers went down (but then again, who the hell knows and frankly, I really don’t give a shit)…. it’s my "sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time 10 dolla you pay 20 dolla i gib free roast duck" customers/foreign readers that went up!!