Goodbye Third World!

Written By bryanboy

Goodbye Third World!

This is interesting. Just pulled out my latest stats and it looks like only 3.92% of my readers are located in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives, aka my hometown, the cesspit of the third world = Philippines.

Even my Singaporean figures (which is usually wayy more than my Filipino readers) went down as well, thanks to the influx of Americans.

What does it mean? Well, geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry and at this point, the world is my fucking oyster. The number of people who read my site outside the shithole I call home easily outnumbers my fellow brown ricers. Hahaha! I love it. I mean, my third world audience usually remains in the 10-15% figure but whatever. I’m not gonna complain. I love everybody… it doesn’t matter whether they’re brown, yellow or periwinkle. I’m all for world domination. I’m sure you’ll agree with me when I say that the only thing worse than being a big fish in a small pond is being the small fish in the small pond. And I don’t want to be either.

Big fish. Small fish. Big pond. Small pond. Whatever. Fish… pond… both of them can go to hell for all I care. I wanna be a fucking whale smack right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean… and it’s all happening as I’m typing this.

Pictionary coming up next. OOOOO I’m sooo excited. My mangina is getting moist already.

P.S. I’ve been getting emails and notes from third world people why there’s not enough of them… well, I didn’t say my Filipino readers went down (but then again, who the hell knows and frankly, I really don’t give a shit)…. it’s my "sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time 10 dolla you pay 20 dolla i gib free roast duck" customers/foreign readers that went up!!

13 Comments

  1. oo nga ba’t iilan lang kmeng mga pinoy? and i bet im the only lesbian who reads your blog! lolz!

  2. i saw your youtube link on perezhilton.com! but i had already watched you here!!!
    i love you bryan and I am proud to be a USA reader of your website!
    babooosh!

  3. Its very simple BB, not all peeps in the third world where i *used to lived has an internet connection like you (DSL). Almost everyone go to a fucking internet cafe to check mails,watch porn or simply to surf the world wide web. Does that mean you will go to bumfuck US of A anytime soon? hahahahaha….

  4. There’s another typhoon coming your way so you better post fast before it hits. And stock up on candles, drinking water, girly magazines, sanitary napkins…….

  5. NOBODY GIVE A SHIZZZ ABOUT YOUR BLOG…AND I GUESS ONLY FEW PEOPLE HAS OWN COMPUTER IN YOUR COUNTRY COZ I HEARD IT’S POOR PLACE.

  6. To Red: Well, your country has poor grammar. You set a fine, fine example through your completely ‘shizz-ful’and stupidly written post. Try writing things out by hand sometime; it might help your subject-verb agreement. Spell check isn’t always provided. Boo.

  7. dont worry bryan. im your 14 year old reader from the phils. i started reading your blog last year and i got addicted to it. [btw, this is my first time to comment! hehehe..] i know that i have a lot more to read from you. we all do. we love you bryanboy.

  8. I love the Philippines and I’m going home next week at the end of term!!!!!!!!! =) Bryanboy I want your autograph or something.

  9. Valentina

    But the other third world countries lok at you !!! I’m in Fucking colombia and I read you coloimbia it’s also a 3rd world country…. gosh I’m so Fucking Drunk Right now…

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